I'm just excited because I finally learned how to knit

[pinchersofpower]

Knit One, Pearly Gates Two

Woman #1: This sweater is 80 dollars?! My grandmother could knit this!
Woman #2: Wow, really?
Woman #1: Well, no, she's dead... But you know what I mean.

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