Love and/or Sex
Love it or hate it, Valentine's Day is a grim inevitability for us all. But no matter what feelings you have for this annual celebration of the beheading of a Christian saint in the year 269BCE, Pinchbottom can improve your V-Day weekend (and the activities therein) with The Pinchbottom Institute's Groundbreaking New Live Seminar: HOW TO SEX (a do-it yourself guide.)
HOW TO SEX (a do-it-yourself guide)
Friday, February 15 & Saturday, February 16 @ 10pm
HOW TO SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every aspect of intercourse in a series of ten easy burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in explicit detail. Each and every facet of sex will be exposed and explored -- even the minor ones, like love and romance!
Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute For The Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW TO SEX. Led by "Doctor" NASTY CANASTA and "Professor" JONNY PORKPIE (who, as a married couple, have sexed together several times), the seminar also features sex-educational burlesque and variety acts from ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, DELIRIUM TREMENS, JO BOOBS, LITTLE BROOKLYN, NAUGHTIA NICE, SCOTT RAYOW, SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD, and special guest from Seattle, WA, HEIDI VON HAUGHT of the Von Foxies, who will demonstrate the West Coast methods of sexing. Combined, our courteous and professional staff has over 180 years of training in both sex AND making other people want to sex.
Act now! This extraordinary offer is available for TWO NIGHTS ONLY, Friday February 15 and Saturday February 16 at 10pm. Whether you're flying solo and starting sex from scratch, or a committed couple that just wants to pick up a few pointers, Pinchbottom's HOW TO SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) is the perfect addition to any Valentine's Day weekend plans!
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PINCHBOTTOM'S SUB:CONSCIOUS
2/15 & 2/16 @ 10pm
HOW TO SEX (a do-it-yourself guide)
Admission $15 | Beer & Wine Bar
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
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