Consider it done.labelmistressDecember 3 2004, 14:40:51 UTC
Answer the questions by leaving a comment and then post the survey on your own LJ......
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
I slept with your mom? Does that mean you both will get married and you'll be my new 'dad?!' Yay! Ewwww. I was in trouble with the law and I told them YOU made me do it? They'd never believe you! I'm far too innocent-seeming. I told all our friends we've done amateur porn together? I'd laugh probably. I planted a hidden camera in your bathroom? You'd wish you hadn't! Our bathroom's practically a 'public facility'. I used a marker to make brown streaks in all your underwear and left them lying around the house, just prior to your friends arriving? I'd say IBS is no laughing matter! I forgot to lock your door on the way out and somebody stole all your stuff? I had way too much stuff any way, I'd probably feel liberated. I ate all your :insert favorite food here:? Crab rangoon!?! Prepare to die! I picked your lock, made myself at home in your house, and bought lots of pay-per-view porn? Did you tape it for me? You found out I clotheslined a cute, little, elderly woman? I'd feel much better about accidently leaving our neighbor lady for dead, in her driveway (she survived, by the way).
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Skat fetish? That explains the camera in my bathroom. Hairy moles? "Hire a rat to gnaw those off, lady" (that's my favorite line from Uncle Buck) Multiple personalities? They keep things interesting. Partial penis AND vagina? Are you T's mother or father? Tasmanian devil t-shirts? Ahhhhh! Belief that sweat shops should reopen and child labor laws removed? Amen! Chronic string of saliva that's connected to my upper and lower lip while I talk? Sexy! My personality since the closed head injury? Uninhibited.
WOULD YOU: Pick my nose if I had no hands? Yeah. Warn me if my breath smelled like death? I might slip Listerine into your drink. Accompany me on my trip to buy some anal lube (by the gallon)? Of course! Hold my head while I puked? Of course! Join me on my killing spree? Heh. If we can hit some people on my list too! Let me lick your face while I'm highly contagious? Sure. Hold my hand while I lost my anal virginity (I'm stuck on anal today)? Definitely! It'd be the highlight of my life! Sleep with me if I wet the bed? Is it a big bed? Loan me your ovary or sperm? Sure. Get high with me on crack (just once!)? YES!!! Carve my name into your chest? I got as far as the second "L" Get a tattoo of my face on your back? YES!!!
put an x in the () for each you would do for me. then reply to this post
(x) go out with me if I had puke on my shirt? (x) give me your number even if I was a known stalker? (x-I knew you were T's dad) have sex with me even though I'm only trying to trap you by getting pregnant/getting you pregnant? (x) let me kiss you while I've got snot trails? (x) watch gay porn with me? (x) eat the dinner I made you even though the meat's clearly not cooked (for more than five minutes)? (x) take turns hosing eachother off in the backyard (like elephants)? (x) be my bitch and let me collar you? (x) let me cut your hair with my eyes closed? (x) listen to me sing-along to Britney Spears? (x) buy me a hooker? (x) take me home for the night even after finding the deadbody in my backseat? (x) would you let me and the deadbody sleep in your bed? (x) run around the car with me at every red light? (x) get a pap smear or prostate exam right along side of me, if I didn't want to do it alone? (x) give me your first born? (x) shave my ass? (x-I'm an STD connoisseur) kiss me despite the open sores on my lip? (x-I would if I hadn't already done that) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
I slept with your mom? Does that mean you both will get married and you'll be my new 'dad?!' Yay! Ewwww.
I was in trouble with the law and I told them YOU made me do it? They'd never believe you! I'm far too innocent-seeming.
I told all our friends we've done amateur porn together? I'd laugh probably.
I planted a hidden camera in your bathroom? You'd wish you hadn't! Our bathroom's practically a 'public facility'.
I used a marker to make brown streaks in all your underwear and left them lying around the house, just prior to your friends arriving? I'd say IBS is no laughing matter!
I forgot to lock your door on the way out and somebody stole all your stuff? I had way too much stuff any way, I'd probably feel liberated.
I ate all your :insert favorite food here:? Crab rangoon!?! Prepare to die!
I picked your lock, made myself at home in your house, and bought lots of pay-per-view porn? Did you tape it for me?
You found out I clotheslined a cute, little, elderly woman? I'd feel much better about accidently leaving our neighbor lady for dead, in her driveway (she survived, by the way).
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Skat fetish? That explains the camera in my bathroom.
Hairy moles? "Hire a rat to gnaw those off, lady" (that's my favorite line from Uncle Buck)
Multiple personalities? They keep things interesting.
Partial penis AND vagina? Are you T's mother or father?
Tasmanian devil t-shirts? Ahhhhh!
Belief that sweat shops should reopen and child labor laws removed? Amen!
Chronic string of saliva that's connected to my upper and lower lip while I talk? Sexy!
My personality since the closed head injury? Uninhibited.
WOULD YOU:
Pick my nose if I had no hands? Yeah.
Warn me if my breath smelled like death? I might slip Listerine into your drink.
Accompany me on my trip to buy some anal lube (by the gallon)? Of course!
Hold my head while I puked? Of course!
Join me on my killing spree? Heh. If we can hit some people on my list too!
Let me lick your face while I'm highly contagious? Sure.
Hold my hand while I lost my anal virginity (I'm stuck on anal today)? Definitely! It'd be the highlight of my life!
Sleep with me if I wet the bed? Is it a big bed?
Loan me your ovary or sperm? Sure.
Get high with me on crack (just once!)? YES!!!
Carve my name into your chest? I got as far as the second "L"
Get a tattoo of my face on your back? YES!!!
put an x in the () for each you would do for me.
then reply to this post
(x) go out with me if I had puke on my shirt?
(x) give me your number even if I was a known stalker?
(x-I knew you were T's dad) have sex with me even though I'm only trying to trap you by getting pregnant/getting you pregnant?
(x) let me kiss you while I've got snot trails?
(x) watch gay porn with me?
(x) eat the dinner I made you even though the meat's clearly not cooked (for more than five minutes)?
(x) take turns hosing eachother off in the backyard (like elephants)?
(x) be my bitch and let me collar you?
(x) let me cut your hair with my eyes closed?
(x) listen to me sing-along to Britney Spears?
(x) buy me a hooker?
(x) take me home for the night even after finding the deadbody in my backseat?
(x) would you let me and the deadbody sleep in your bed?
(x) run around the car with me at every red light?
(x) get a pap smear or prostate exam right along side of me, if I didn't want to do it alone?
(x) give me your first born?
(x) shave my ass?
(x-I'm an STD connoisseur) kiss me despite the open sores on my lip?
(x-I would if I hadn't already done that) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
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