a friend of mine was having a party where some dude had passed out in one of the spare bedrooms. so of course we decided to fuck with him.. we dressed up this guy rich in a yellow rain type jacket, gave him a maglite, a fake badge from jeff's little brother's cop set, and told him to do his best impression of a cop to scare the living shit out of our friend. rich pounds up the stairs and kicks in the door (kicked right through it actually) and shines the maglite in dude's face, tryin to get his name and info and all that crap that cops do. too bad we didn't have any cuffs to make it more realistic.. but it went really well until jeff and his drunkass self started flicking the lights on and off which totally gave it away. the guy we were messin with was [really] pissed, but the rest of us were on the floor laughing so hard we cried. it was glorious.
the best part is that the cops had actually been there earlier and beaten one of my other friends with a billy club to dissuade him from leaving the party drunk. how kind of them, huh? philly cops are assholes.
the best part is that the cops had actually been there earlier and beaten one of my other friends with a billy club to dissuade him from leaving the party drunk. how kind of them, huh? philly cops are assholes.
Reply
Leave a comment