Bitch.

[pimpzidane]

Motherfucker never comes home anymore, man. I see that asshole, what--Two, three times a week? Even then only for a few hours. Yeah, he keeps me fed and shit, and there's that big dude that's always around, but damn. How the fuck am I going to kill this ass master in his sleep if he don't actually *sleep* here?

Time to start thinking up some new plans. Maybe I can cut his brake lines or something...