Epic Alphabet meme is Epic.

[pimpyuki]

This is super pointless...

Really no reason to read it. xD

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A

• - Available:

Sort of... You'd have to fight my alpha for me though? xD

• - Age:

20, 21 in less than 2 months. \o/

• - Annoyance:

People who get all self concious and need constant reassurance... and... when people hum/whistle/sing without warning me first. >>

• - Allergic:

GRASS. EVERY KIND OF GRASS. D8 I get rashes... Also cedar, and dogs make my nose runny.

• - Animal:

asjaj allofthem? Not in that animal rights way either, I likes to science them 8> Some long time favorites though... Belugas, Cheetahs, cuttlefish...

• - Actor:

pfft. I really don't care about actors... xD I do love Jim Carrey though. Funny faces = <33

B

• - Beer:

Haven't had any... 'cept a bitch beer. xD

• - Birthday/Birthplace:

May 13th! and Ft.Walton Beach Florida~ ... not actually on the beach though

• - Best Friends:

is a risky word... I'd say Erica since we've been friends for eternity. Mara cause we're pretty close and always end up going to each other for support... and Brette because I think she's stayed at my house every weekend for the last like 3 months. xD

• - Body Part on opposite sex:

>__> *cough* Well~ I like chests on guys that are exactly between chubby and toned... that sort of flat in between area. xD Don't ask. And hands are a big thing for me~

• - Best feeling in the world:

Seeing someone really truly happy, like helping a stranger for no reason, or getting someone the perfect gift... those moments where someones just so happy they can't even believe it.

• - Blind or Deaf:

DEAF. I'm scared to death of losing my eyesight... also I've already learned starter's sign language.

• - Best weather:

Rainy, but WARM rain. skaljda I hate you Washington. The kind you can walk in for hours...

• - Been in Love:

I'd say yes.~ its all relative anyways. - Been bitched out?: I guess.

• - Been on stage?:

Yep! WITH WALKING PNEUMONIA ONCE TOO. D|

• - Believe in yourself?:

For what? :<

• - Believe in life on other planets:

hell yeah~ I do not think they have interest in earth, however. xD self-centered planet always thinking everyone wants it D: Psh.

• - Believe in miracles:

Yeah <3

• - Believe in Magic:

In an abstract sense, yes.

• - Believe in God:

\o/ Hellsyeah.

• - Believe in Satan:

Hmmn~ thats a tough one. As an entity, not completely... as a symbolic presence of corruption and temptation, yes?

• - Believe in Santa:

Until I was 10. I cried. D8

• - Believe in Ghosts/spirits:

Yes~ @w@

• - Believe in Evolution:

Yep! GUESS WHAT, CHRISTIANITY AND EVOLUTION CAN CO-EXIST. Dx

C

• - Car:

foot-powered scooter >>

• - Candy:

Gushers, and haribro gummy bears.

• - Colour:

White. Also Aqua/Brown combo.

• - Cried in school:

Do college bathrooms count? >>

• - Chocolate/Vanilla:

Vanilla.

• - Chinese/Mexican:

ugh NEITHER PLZ? D': Chinese makes me ill, and Mexican gives me heartburn.

• - Cake or pie:

Pie~

• - Countries to visit:

So far... Russia, Japan, and Australia are on my list.

D

• - Day or Night:

Night~

• - Dream vehicle:

I'm kind of gay and want a vespa. Theres also a pretty little mustang at the dealers I want~ x:

• - Danced:

sure? There was a really nice guy at Kumori con who put up with my two left-feet at the mascaraed ball. xD

• - Dance in the rain?:

\o/ rain = love

• - Dance in the middle of the street?:

Probably?

• - Do the splits?:

physically impossible for me at this point in time xD

E

• - Eggs:

depends D:

• - Eyes:

Hazel~

• - Everyone has:

Genetics...? Flaws?

• - Ever failed a class?:

I HAVEN'T. HAHA. Even this ridiculously impossibly class, where the teacher spent the entire class working on his own problems and the tests never had anything on the required chapters. I made a D though AND IN WASHINGTON, THATS PASSING. \o/

F

• - First crush:

Kyle Van Slyke~ 2nd grade (I was in first but got put forward a grade~) Still remember his whole name. xD MY JEWISH CRUSH. he was so sweet though~ I technically had a crush in kindergarten, but not the same at all. His name was Matthew.

• - Full name:

Juliann Arafel Clark. |D

• - First thoughts waking up:

Usually very angry thoughts about the alarm and trying to convince myself why I should go back to sleep.

• - Food:

Chicken noodle soup~

G

• - Greatest Fear:

Going blind? I also have a lot of terrifying dreams about everyone I know having been lying to me and in actuality no one likes me at all, and that no one will ever like the real me. D':

• - Giver or taker:

Giving I suppose... love love love giving people things! Gifts especially. xD I take by giving.

• - Goals:

My current goal is to get through agility training with my puppy and get into that <3

• - Gum:

*shrug*

• - Get along with your parents?:

I think so.

• - Good luck charms:

I have a four leaf clover necklace <3 a real one, not the fake not-clovers o:

H

• - Hair Colour:

MAGICAL. Kind of a ruddy dark brown right now, though. I'm in my summer coat |D;;

• - Height:

5'6... I get taller and shorter sometimes. xD

• - Happy:

Try to be.

• - Holidays:

YAY \o/

• - How do you want to die:

an honorable death~ o: Even if its painful, you go out doing something good? xD

• - Health freak?:

Sort of...? Too lazy to do it myself though |D;;

• - Hate:

Hypocrisy... judging, mn. Adobe photoshop and its cult... D| Oh and politics. Like the kind where people choose a party and never ever think about anything else, and then spazz at you if you do anything opposed to that party.

I

• (In guys/girls)
• - Eye colour:

I generally like blue eyes~

• - Hair Colour:

Black hair... odd combination.

• - Height:

Taller than me... no more than a foot though xD that'd be like 7ft tall xD

• - Clothing Style:

Do not care~ Except those baggy at my knees gangster pants. Those are dumb. Watching this guy in the run to catch the bus was hilarious though.

• - Characteristics:

Easy-going, happy, comedic... understanding xD Then all those other things everyone wants like trustworthy and such.

• - Ice Cream:

Cotton Candy with marshmallows \o/

• - Instrument:

*shrug* Voice? I'm not ambidextrous enough to use anything else.

J

• - Jewelry:

I like necklaces~

• - Job:

Animal behaviorist! or psychologist.

K

• - Kids:

Love kids~ would probably like one, one day.

• - Kickboxing or karate:

Karate?

• - Keep a journal?:

Ugh, no. Dad has this thing about "Anything in my house i have the right to." so you use a journal, he's going to read it.

L

• - Longest Car Ride:

... We drove from Florida to Washington state when we moved. That was a month long trip. Straight would probably be 8-12 hours, I can't remember how long that one was... but we regularly made 8hour drives in Florida.

• - Love:
Vodka >>, my friends~ um... animal behavior, and in general psychology xD I like understanding things. I also like the process of figuring them out. I already said what makes me happy so add that in here, and um... dependability and honesty. *nods*

• - Letter:
Wow, I really don't care... xD

• - Laughed so hard you cried:

As much as I can~

• - Love at first sight:

Like? Yes. Love? No. I think its moreso a you like them... and when you talk to them, it reaffirms your like. But if you don't know them they could always do something you hate and bam~ its gone.

M

• - Milk flavour:

...I like milk flavored milk D|

• - Movie:
Emperors new groove. |D;;

• - Mooned anyone?:

Can't remember...

• - Marriage:

\o/ yessss its going to be geeky and amazing.

• - Motion sickness?:

Not often... when I try to type on my phone in the car... the screen is light and all and so it does that like... optical illusion where it stays still and the phone bounces around xD

• - McD's or BK:

McD. BK burns their food and their commercials have been a little too over the line, even for me. xD

• - Number of Siblings:

0~ Unless you include Erica. She's practically adopted xD... lived with me and my mom for a good while too.

• - Number of Piercings:

two that try to close up again all the time... D| technically like 6 if you count all the re-piercing.

• - Number:

13~ like Fri-13th \o/ day I was born on.

O

• - Overused Phrases:

"xD" <-- THAT. Too much, but its habit. Um... other phrases... I know theres one but I can't remember it right now.

• - One wish:

Wishing is too dangerous xD;;

• - One phobia:

Clinically; social phobia. I've gotten better by leaps and bounds, really... still prone to panic attacks whenever conflict arises. Used to have issues with panic attacks and dentists, thanks to AN INCIDENT. D8 but that'd be two.
P

• - Place you'd like to live:

I really want a farm some day, but not out in the country... just a small farm close to a major city xD Someplace warm, too... I'm tired of freezing. (surroundebysunflowers?)

• - Pepsi/Coke:

Coke products. Coke itself makes my teeth squeaky Dx

Q

• - Quail:

I LOVE QUAILS. D'8 do not eat them~ *wants one as a pet*

• - Questionnaires:

if its like this one, I'm tired of them D8 I don't mind filling out questionnaires on the street though.

R

• - Reason to cry:

I hate when I cry. D| so I usually don't... Heartbreak it a good reason, though. There's plenty of reasons, though.

• - Reality TV:

... *gags a little* Idiots getting paid to be idiots? D':

• - Radio Station:

channel surfing \o/ I'll never be happy with just one station.

• - Roll your tongue in a circle?:

... yes?

S

• - Song:

Depends on my mood. I've liked "Made of glass" by Trapt for a long time, though.

• - Shoe size:

11... usually.

• - Sushi:

Tried it, spit it out.

• - Skipped school:

In college, yeah, but it doesn't matter there. xD

• - Slept outside:

Yep~

• - Seen a dead body?:

... I think so.... probably have.

• - Smoked?:

No D| enough second hand smoke that I minas well have, though.

• - Skinny dipped?:

.... Once? For like 2 seconds... xD

• - Shower daily?:

ugh... I TRY... now...

• - Sing well?:

Not really :/ so-so.

• - In the shower?:

Sometimes~

• - Swear?:

Yeah, but not at people. Only when joking, ooor... when I hurt myself beyond reason. xD

• - Stuffed Animals?:

*makes nest of them*

• - Single/Group dates:

Single... one on one time is a must :< plus I've never had any "real" ones... No one's ever asked me out. And the times I did go out with my significant other, it was the same things you'd do as friends.

• - Strawberries/Blueberries:

Strawberries.

• - Scientists need to invent:

pre-cut sewing patterns. wtf! WHY ARE WE STILL USING HUGE SHEETS OF ONION PAPER YOU HAVE TO CUT.

T

• - Time for bed:

12-1am. Need to get back on schedule..

• - Thunderstorms:

Beautiful but need to not kick the power. Also, they do not exist in Washington.

• - Touch your tongue to your nose?:

You'd think I'd be able to... *pokes large nose D:* but no

U

• - Unpredictable:

Unless I'm being random, like spouting off crack... I'm fairly predictable, I think. Though no one understands me anyways? xD

• - Under the influence?:

Preferably not. Vodka only >> but thats cause the taste/burning sensation.

• - Understanding?:

Mmng. Litterally? Yeah, I usually understand why people do what they do when I look at the whole situation. Emotionally? Not always. D: *am robots*

V

• - Vegetable you hate:

Green. Any of them.

• - Vegetable you love:

Carrots are so so. I like tomatoes BUT THOSE ARE A FRUIT. >>

• - Vacation spot:

*shrug* I don't really care... I do rather like hotels <3

W

• - Weakness:

You are your own worst enemy... I suppose that applies best here. Also, in general, reading emotions in real life xD;; much better now but ugh. So many problems from that. @__@

• - When you grow up:

AN ADULT? I thought we covered dream jobs. xD

• - Which one of your friends acts the most like you:

My wondertwin? or Gary.

• - Who makes you laugh the most:
Um... I don't know, actually. Usually I laugh the hardest between my own jokes and other peoples, where you kind of build off of eachother... xD I can do that with a number of people, though. Cyrus, Brette, Mara, Sephi...

• - Worst feeling:

I think... feeling abandoned. :< It happens with a lot of things, some breakups, friends ditching people, avoiding people... Not only is it a lonely feeling but at the same time you feel betrayed and it breaks your self-confidence and trust for future people.

• - Wanted to be a model?:

I want to model, actually... but not BE A MODEL. Cause I don't want to deal with catty bitches xD

• - Where do we go when we die:

Hm... that's tricky, cause theres so many different beliefs... I know where I'm going, though?

• - Worst weather:

Cold. COLD IS THE WORST. ;A;

• - Walk with a book on your head?:

Yes~! I have a big flat spot on my head, there's pictures of me balancing huge stacks of random shit at my church... xD
X

• - X-Rays:

Too many.
Y

• -Year it is now:

2009bby

• -Yellow:

Mello?
Z

• - Zoo animal:

Beethoven the beluga whale at Point Defiance Zoo >> He's still alive, right? ;w; I'd never know if he died...

• - Zodiac sign:

Taurus