FuCkIn Po Po'S rOlLiN 4 cOp CaRs DeEp!!!
Yeah so how about Josey gets pulled over tonight and it is me,josey,tim, lyn, and abbey chillin all in Joseys small ass ride. Yeah so the second the one cop pulls us over he tells her to get her liscense and step out the car so then the second cop pulls up Reckenwald!!! Then he shines his light in the car and ask Josey who all is in the car. So she tells him well in the mean time i just pull down my shirt. OHHHH big deal right yea well to the crime stopping cops of palm Coast it made their night. So homeboy trouts around to my side and tells me to step out of the car so I'm like ok well the doors were locked so i'm tryin to unlock them but asshole is like if u don't unlock the doors i will bust it open. Oh please! So then i get out and hes like what did u stuff down your pants? I'm like nothing do u want me to strip for you right here and hes like no that wont be needed. So i go stand by josey and i'm trying to tell her as she is cussing out the cops that you don't need a radar reading and to tell her to be nice to them until the cop gives her a ticket. Fuckin big bitch cop tells me to go stand in front of his car like im a common criminal. So then i said something else and he tells me to shut the fuck up before he puts me in the back of the car. I'm like whatever dude then they say something about me stuffing shit down my pants again i'm like why don't you just get laddy cop here to search me and some short bitch is like i'm right here. So then the mean cop is like this one has an attitude and the bitch is like i can see that. So she takes me over behind the car and is like do u have any weapons or drugs on u and i'm like nah i'm clean so she feels me up sick bitch and then ask why i was messing with my shirt and i'm like to cover my fat rolls damn . So then i get to post bakc up at my spot in front of the car when another cop pulls up and its my neighbor. SO hes like hey neighbor i'm like what up hes all talking to me and my uncle gets brought. Joseys like oh she doesn't like her uncle she doesn't even care if he dies so the lady cop is like yeah the one is already dead and i look at her and i'm like taht isn't funny she like i kow i've known bobby and billy for a while and i was just saying. So then the neighbor cop is like so u don't hold a grude against me for arresting him and i'm like no i could care less i was like my grandma might but i don't soo then my parents pull up and i'm like their are my parents so the cops asking me all about them now they knwo where they know me from and shit i'm like awesoem. All of the sudden Tj and matt pull into the bank and they start waklking up and the cops cuss them out and are like go the fuck back in your car and shit the one cop was a straight asshole. Anyways they were trying to scare us my ass laughed the whole time Josey had an attitude the whole time and got away with a written warning. So the cops are fuckin crazy around here they have noting better to do them have 4 cops to take care of four girls and a little ass boy. Shit imagine if we had a black boy in the car aww hell. Yeah i'm bout to do watch one tree hill that i recorded so peace out Fuck the police and if u see jenny craig tell her i said whats up. I love cool people..... So peace bitches shamu is out this bitch!!!