Dec 21, 2005 14:04
So I'm back to being the only girl in the office again, just like old times.
My first mission as only office bitch:
Potty train the men.
We have 2 unisex bathrooms in our office, and instead of making one a guys room and one a girls room, we kept them the way they were.
Too bad I work with a bunch of men who's Mom's didnt do a very good job of potty training them, and they like to piss all over the seat......GROSS!
And they wonder why I'm a lesbo.
So I've been trying to think of ways to "help" them with their problem, and since we all know my up-front attitude, I've decided to go the unprofessional route and explain to them all as a group that Rachel probably has better aim with a strap-on then they have with there cocks.
And that I understand the further away they are from the toilet the harder it must be to aim but if their dicks are THAT small maybe they should bend down.
Any further suggestions on how I should handle this would be greatly appreciated!