News schmews
Deaths rise as Israel, Hezbollah trade attacks - Associated Press
Most of the deaths in these attacks--there were roughly two-hundred of them at press time--were civilians. This is horrifying. So is the fact that technically speaking, Israel and Lebanon have been at war since 1948 and it's only getting worse.
North Korea defiant after U.N. resolution - Associated Press
Well, no shit. This still begs some questions.
1) When has North Korea ever given a hoot about the U.N.?
2) When has the U.N. actually accomplished anything outside of economic sanctions in regards to international conflict?
3) Didn't we do the same thing in attacking Iraq?
And on a lighter note.
Albert Einstein: Genius, Stud Muffin - Neil Cavuto for Fox News
So what if he had mistresses up the wazoo? The man came up with the theory of relativity. Similar to Jude Law, this guy can do whatever the fuck he wants, and it's nobody's business but his. Okay, fine, his wife's too.