[Written, filtered from Seles, 90% unhackable]

[pimpinwings]

All right, you guys. Listen up, because I'm only going to write this down once.

Ready?

My sister just got here. And if I find any of you...

And I mean if I find any of you mangy, diseased creepers laying your greasy hands on her...

I will kill you. Violently. Angrily. There's probably going to be some blood and hair flying, I'll be that mad.

Comments

[tionysus]

You sound more like a father that way.

[pimpinwings]

...I'm all she has, so it works either way.

[tionysus]

It's a little more creative than having a gun ready.

[pimpinwings]

Guns? They don't have those back home.

[tionysus]

They're easy to pick up and fire from far away. Good for chasing off potential suitors when she brings them home.

[pimpinwings]

Oh, I can just use a blast of magic or something. Works just as well.

[tionysus]

I'm used to the kind of magic where you can see the symbol while it's being cast. It makes it a little difficult to be stealthy about it.

[pimpinwings]

Eh, a simple fireball doesn't take long.

[tionysus]

But how many can you land on a guy when he's running away with his ass on fire? The extra hits count.