Helloooooooo hunnies~!
*shows up in his beach outfit, slightly tanned, and with lipstick prints on various places on his body*
I'm baaack~! Did ya miss me? My clone stuffed me in that living rubbish bin and I wound up in Altamira, believe it or not! I spent a great day of sun, surf, and hunnies before another one of those holes sucked me back up. Oh well--there are still lots of hunnies around here~! And Altamira didn't have a pair of voluptuous Sheenas, either!
Only thing marrin' a perfect vacation would be my clone. Yeesh, he needs to learn to relax a little. And selfish? I mean, he wouldn't give me the details when he first nailed the Sheena clone! He wouldn't even let me and beautiful Lady Pronyma use his showers when he wasn't using them himself. Man, he needs to stop bein' so uptight--he'll start giving Kratos-clone a run for his money at this rate!
I'm baaack~! Did ya miss me? My clone stuffed me in that living rubbish bin and I wound up in Altamira, believe it or not! I spent a great day of sun, surf, and hunnies before another one of those holes sucked me back up. Oh well--there are still lots of hunnies around here~! And Altamira didn't have a pair of voluptuous Sheenas, either!
Only thing marrin' a perfect vacation would be my clone. Yeesh, he needs to learn to relax a little. And selfish? I mean, he wouldn't give me the details when he first nailed the Sheena clone! He wouldn't even let me and beautiful Lady Pronyma use his showers when he wasn't using them himself. Man, he needs to stop bein' so uptight--he'll start giving Kratos-clone a run for his money at this rate!