Elliot asked me to post this
Because he finds our AIM conversations amusing. Particularly when they take place under the same roof.
PimpinChef: What do you mean by "hard core porno sex"?
NeuroticAdonis: I think you know perfectly well what I mean by that!!!!!!!!!
PimpinChef: You want to make porn with me?
NeuroticAdonis: Well, not with the intent to SELL dumbass
PimpinChef: For our own amusement?
NeuroticAdonis: NOoooOO!!! I just want to have a lot of sex LIKE they do in hard core porno's
PimpinChef: Oh. Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, Elliot?
NeuroticAdonis: I DID!! Now get yer sweet ass up here
PimpinChef: I must be honest with you
NeuroticAdonis: Yesssss?
PimpinChef: I am not particularly in the mood
NeuroticAdonis: You're a man. You are ALWAYS in the mood.
PimpinChef: I am indeed a man, Elliot but I am not ALWAYS in the mood. Just because you are does not mean the same rules apply to me.
NeuroticAdonis: I am on the verge of tears here, Adam. Throw me a bone(r)!!!
PimpinChef: That was not very clever.
NeuroticAdonis: Can't help crappy jokes when the blood is gone from my brain
PimpinChef: You have a point
NeuroticAdonis: You bet I do. Hehehehe. OK, I will stop I promis. Now PLEASE?? Come be my "ASSisstant"
PimpinChef: You are elimenating your chances at getting sex tonight with your shitty jokes
NeuroticAdonis: There is a chance??????
PimpinChef: There is always a chance ;)
NeuroticAdonis: Why didn't you say so?!?!?!!"!
PimpinChef: Then it would have taken the fun out of teasing you.
NeuroticAdonis: Just when I think you are a dull hardass you surprise me by being a very clever cocktease
PimpinChef: That is why you love me
NeuroticAdonis: One of the TRILLIONS of reasons why I love you
PimpinChef: You are very sweet
NeuroticAdonis: I have my moments
PimpinChef: That you do.
NeuroticAdonis: So what are you doing downstairs?
PimpinChef: I swam after I put Benny to bed and then caught the ending to The Talented Mr. Ripley
NeuroticAdonis: That movie sucked
PimpinChef: I thought it was rather poetic
NeuroticAdonis: I thought it rather sucked. He killed Norrington!!!!!!!
PimpingChef: Who?
NeuroticAdonis: The dorky but cute guy who actually fell in love with Ripley and not the Jude Law part of him
PimpinChef: Yes. I was rather sad about that but Tom could not live being himself. He hated himself too much and felt that he did not deserve love without assuming the role of Dickie. So when opportunity arose to continue to play Dickie, he killed off the last person who loved him as Tom.
NeuroticAdonis: I don't give a flying fuck about his reasons - he killed the openly gay guy and that fucking disturbs me. He refused to be gay!!!!!
PimpinChef: He did not refuse to be gay. He attempted to make moves on Jude Law
NeuroticAdonis: It's Jude Law. Wouldn't you?
PimpinChef: Why, when I have you?
NeuroticAdonis: I meant - imaginary speaking.
PimpinChef: Yes, then, I suppose so.
NeuroticAdonis: He's your type. Cute blond with a tan.
PimpinChef: I do not have a type, Elliot. I have you.
NeuroticAdonis: You turn me on with all of this flirting
PimpinChef: Yes, I am aware of your weaknesses
NeuroticAdonis: then WHY the fuck are we talking in AIM when we could be fucking?!?!! Or at least talking face to face up in our room
PimpinChef: I do not know. The conversation grew when I had only meant to receive an answer to my question. Which I did.
NeuroticAdonis: Well what are you plans now?
PimpinChef: Oh, I am not sure. More than likely go to bed. But I am kind of hungry.
NeuroticAdonis: Me too *growl*
PimpinChef: No, I mean for a midnight snack. Like fruit salad.
Something sweet but not in a toothache kind of way. Do you want me to bring you anything?
NeuroticAdonis: Whatever you are having.
PimpinChef: I am having fruit salad
NeuroticAdonis: Do we have any vanilla cool whip left over?
PimpinChef: I believe so.
NeuroticAdonis: Bring that up with the salad please
PimpinChef: Going to dip the fruit into it?
NeuroticAdonis: In a manner of speaking
PimpinChef: ....That took me a moment to get
NeuroticAdonis: >=P
PimpinChef: I demand a shower afterward
NeuroticAdonis: your wish is my command sire
PimpinChef: I will be upstairs in 5 minutes
NeuroticAdonis: Love you
PimpinChef: Love you, too. You kinky bastard.
NeuroticAdonis: You love me for it
PimpinChef: That I do
Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a fruit waiting for me. And some salad too.
(hah!)
PimpinChef: What do you mean by "hard core porno sex"?
NeuroticAdonis: I think you know perfectly well what I mean by that!!!!!!!!!
PimpinChef: You want to make porn with me?
NeuroticAdonis: Well, not with the intent to SELL dumbass
PimpinChef: For our own amusement?
NeuroticAdonis: NOoooOO!!! I just want to have a lot of sex LIKE they do in hard core porno's
PimpinChef: Oh. Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, Elliot?
NeuroticAdonis: I DID!! Now get yer sweet ass up here
PimpinChef: I must be honest with you
NeuroticAdonis: Yesssss?
PimpinChef: I am not particularly in the mood
NeuroticAdonis: You're a man. You are ALWAYS in the mood.
PimpinChef: I am indeed a man, Elliot but I am not ALWAYS in the mood. Just because you are does not mean the same rules apply to me.
NeuroticAdonis: I am on the verge of tears here, Adam. Throw me a bone(r)!!!
PimpinChef: That was not very clever.
NeuroticAdonis: Can't help crappy jokes when the blood is gone from my brain
PimpinChef: You have a point
NeuroticAdonis: You bet I do. Hehehehe. OK, I will stop I promis. Now PLEASE?? Come be my "ASSisstant"
PimpinChef: You are elimenating your chances at getting sex tonight with your shitty jokes
NeuroticAdonis: There is a chance??????
PimpinChef: There is always a chance ;)
NeuroticAdonis: Why didn't you say so?!?!?!!"!
PimpinChef: Then it would have taken the fun out of teasing you.
NeuroticAdonis: Just when I think you are a dull hardass you surprise me by being a very clever cocktease
PimpinChef: That is why you love me
NeuroticAdonis: One of the TRILLIONS of reasons why I love you
PimpinChef: You are very sweet
NeuroticAdonis: I have my moments
PimpinChef: That you do.
NeuroticAdonis: So what are you doing downstairs?
PimpinChef: I swam after I put Benny to bed and then caught the ending to The Talented Mr. Ripley
NeuroticAdonis: That movie sucked
PimpinChef: I thought it was rather poetic
NeuroticAdonis: I thought it rather sucked. He killed Norrington!!!!!!!
PimpingChef: Who?
NeuroticAdonis: The dorky but cute guy who actually fell in love with Ripley and not the Jude Law part of him
PimpinChef: Yes. I was rather sad about that but Tom could not live being himself. He hated himself too much and felt that he did not deserve love without assuming the role of Dickie. So when opportunity arose to continue to play Dickie, he killed off the last person who loved him as Tom.
NeuroticAdonis: I don't give a flying fuck about his reasons - he killed the openly gay guy and that fucking disturbs me. He refused to be gay!!!!!
PimpinChef: He did not refuse to be gay. He attempted to make moves on Jude Law
NeuroticAdonis: It's Jude Law. Wouldn't you?
PimpinChef: Why, when I have you?
NeuroticAdonis: I meant - imaginary speaking.
PimpinChef: Yes, then, I suppose so.
NeuroticAdonis: He's your type. Cute blond with a tan.
PimpinChef: I do not have a type, Elliot. I have you.
NeuroticAdonis: You turn me on with all of this flirting
PimpinChef: Yes, I am aware of your weaknesses
NeuroticAdonis: then WHY the fuck are we talking in AIM when we could be fucking?!?!! Or at least talking face to face up in our room
PimpinChef: I do not know. The conversation grew when I had only meant to receive an answer to my question. Which I did.
NeuroticAdonis: Well what are you plans now?
PimpinChef: Oh, I am not sure. More than likely go to bed. But I am kind of hungry.
NeuroticAdonis: Me too *growl*
PimpinChef: No, I mean for a midnight snack. Like fruit salad.
Something sweet but not in a toothache kind of way. Do you want me to bring you anything?
NeuroticAdonis: Whatever you are having.
PimpinChef: I am having fruit salad
NeuroticAdonis: Do we have any vanilla cool whip left over?
PimpinChef: I believe so.
NeuroticAdonis: Bring that up with the salad please
PimpinChef: Going to dip the fruit into it?
NeuroticAdonis: In a manner of speaking
PimpinChef: ....That took me a moment to get
NeuroticAdonis: >=P
PimpinChef: I demand a shower afterward
NeuroticAdonis: your wish is my command sire
PimpinChef: I will be upstairs in 5 minutes
NeuroticAdonis: Love you
PimpinChef: Love you, too. You kinky bastard.
NeuroticAdonis: You love me for it
PimpinChef: That I do
Now, if you will all excuse me, I have a fruit waiting for me. And some salad too.
(hah!)