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[pimpcoatbankai]

Kagerou. Kind. Are you two do anything later tonight? I figured we all oughta get together seeing as we knew each other and you guys haven't met yet. Wanna grab something to eat?
Kazahaha, you too.

Oi, Captain Antisocial. You too busy having no friends to come out with us tonight?

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[starstruckstray]

Be not so churlish, lest fisticuffs be your aim. Such fucktardery shall not go unanswered.

[pimpcoatbankai]

[starstruckstray]

My words may swirl and boil like the most fetid of potions but I wager you take my meaning well enough, knave.

[pimpcoatbankai]

You poor son of a bitch, you've got that bullshit writing thing I got stuck with last year.

So. You coming?

[starstruckstray]

Nay. The Wilderness fluctuates, vacillates, reels to and fro like a drunken vagrant. And the brave men and women who explore its vast domain find themselves plagued by countless woes, unable to attend their duties.

[pimpcoatbankai]

So... You're not coming. Because there's too much shit at work.

[] Yes
[] No

[starstruckstray]

[marks yes]

[dammit]

[pimpcoatbankai]

What about meeting up later?

[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] No because I am too antisocial and dumb to have friends

[starstruckstray]

Make not sport of my ailment, you beslubbering, idle-pated lout. And the words of that half-witted flax-wench have no place beneath the pen of one who is my sworn brother.

[pimpcoatbankai]

[There's a pause because, dude, sworn brother? That sounds corny but also is completely true and makes him smile.]

Kiba. I'm being sarcastic. That dumb bitch is a moron and she pissed me off.

We'll come see you and bring you food.