I Know You Know Everything
I've decided to make the titles of my entries a lyric from the song I am listening to at the moment. Whoever guesses the song gets a prize from me. This one is easy.
I know I said I was gonna try to post everyday, and I didnt post yesterday. That's cuz I slept over my friend Alyssa's house. It was fun, for the most part. It was Alyssa and her roomate from Syracuse, me and Karen, and 2 other girls. Then Alyssa's brother had a bunch of kids over. We played poker for a while, and I kicked ass, but only split the money, cuz the other kid who was left with me wanted to quit. We drank some, I had my Crunk Juice (which isn't really crunk juice, but I like to pretend).
After poker we smoked pot out of a Scooby-Doo hookah. Whatever a hookah is. It was fun. Then we played Asshole, which is a drinking game that I don't know how to play, so I was screwed. Karen started puking and didn't really stop all night. I felt bad, cuz she was sick and in pain, but at the same time, it was kind of funny. Yeah, I maybe an asshole, but puke is funny to me. The best part was when we were asleep, and she woke up puking. It was going all over her pants, so I put my hand there to stop it from dirtying everything. Good Times.
In the morning I went to work, and it blew. There was this fucking asshole guy who stole something from us, and a customer saw him, and told my manager, so I was told to follow him around. Its a long story, if you are interested, ask me, and I shall share the adventure with ya, matey.
Came home, and it sucked, cuz my family can be Cock-boys at times. I don't think I'll be able to last another month here. Someone help me, please.
I know I said I was gonna try to post everyday, and I didnt post yesterday. That's cuz I slept over my friend Alyssa's house. It was fun, for the most part. It was Alyssa and her roomate from Syracuse, me and Karen, and 2 other girls. Then Alyssa's brother had a bunch of kids over. We played poker for a while, and I kicked ass, but only split the money, cuz the other kid who was left with me wanted to quit. We drank some, I had my Crunk Juice (which isn't really crunk juice, but I like to pretend).
After poker we smoked pot out of a Scooby-Doo hookah. Whatever a hookah is. It was fun. Then we played Asshole, which is a drinking game that I don't know how to play, so I was screwed. Karen started puking and didn't really stop all night. I felt bad, cuz she was sick and in pain, but at the same time, it was kind of funny. Yeah, I maybe an asshole, but puke is funny to me. The best part was when we were asleep, and she woke up puking. It was going all over her pants, so I put my hand there to stop it from dirtying everything. Good Times.
In the morning I went to work, and it blew. There was this fucking asshole guy who stole something from us, and a customer saw him, and told my manager, so I was told to follow him around. Its a long story, if you are interested, ask me, and I shall share the adventure with ya, matey.
Came home, and it sucked, cuz my family can be Cock-boys at times. I don't think I'll be able to last another month here. Someone help me, please.