18th [Audio//Common]

[pimp_hat]

Well whatcha know? It be just as bad here as it be ovah at Ardel.

[Kevas wraps his cloak around him, but it's more to keep out the sand than anything else

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[heavyweaponsbot]

...

I am not digging.

[pimp_hat]

Den maybe joo could start blowin' holes in da dirt.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not possible.

Still... trying to work out the malfunction in my weapon systems.

[pimp_hat]

Guess joo don't come equipped wid a really big shovel den huh?

[Not that he has mind to actual start digging this place up. Kevas just likes teasing the big bot.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Do I look like a Constructicon?

[Ironhide doesn't typically register 'teasing' very well.]

[pimp_hat]

Gonna make a guess here and say...no? I'll be honest mon, I be havin' trouble wid tellin' be grumpy bots apart.

[Which is why he likes doing it so much.]

Guess joo haven't found anytin' dat be wort' notin'?

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. I do not. They are the enemy.

[A kind of Decepticon, but hey, no need to go into that right now.]

I have found metals in all this sand.

[pimp_hat]

Now dat be a shame. Sound like dey could make demselves useful diggin' all dis crap up.

Metal? Maybe joo could stick it ovah dat hole of joors.

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. They would only try to kill you.

Ingested some already. Maybe it will help.

[pimp_hat]

I be used to dat by now.

Wouldn't just stickin' some ovah da hole work bettah?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not like this.

No. My armor is specially designed... needs to regenerate. Slowly.

[pimp_hat]

I ain't be sure how a ten-foot tall metal mon tryin' to kill me be dat much diffrent den some angry pink-skin tryin' to kill me. Guess one would be heaviuh den da uddah dough.

Jah learn sometin' new everyday. Too bad I can't get me sometin' like dat. I ain't be so good at fixin' my own armuh.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Decepticons are far larger than only ten feet. Megatron stands over thirty.

It is a part of me. If yours was, it would heal, like your flesh.

[pimp_hat]

So...joo just be short fuh joor kind?

Huh, and here I t'ought I was da only mon dat could do dat. So much fuh bein' special.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... I am not normally this small. Supposed to be over twice this size.

You... are the only organic who heals? I thought you all did that. Given time.

[pimp_hat]

Maybe joo be da same size. Maybe dey just made da rest of us biggah. Joo nevah know.

[Seriously, magic is weird like that.]

Not exactly what I meant mon. Sure every mon heals eventually, I just be a lot bettah at it.