1st Cast [Audio//Common] Backdated to last night

[pimp_hat]

[Hello, what's this? Some kind of walkie-talkie? With a map? Useful but not exactly what he's looking for right now.

It takes a moment of playing with it before he manages to turn it on.]

Where da hell am I? Why I be here? Where be my weapons!?

[He still isn't sure whether this is a hallucination or not but he wants his answers.]

Comments

Let's get this train wreck a-rollin shall we? :D?

[theycalledme]

[Jack's not the greatest with technology. As a matter of fact, he'd rather avoid it all together, as it usually ends up turning out badly for him.

But as it is, someone is yelling and Jack just can't take that.]

Why are you yelling? Are you injured?

CHOO CHOO!

[pimp_hat]

No mon I ain't be hurt.

[Not exactly true but it's not the reason for his shouting.]

Just wanna know what be goin' on.

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

[theycalledme]

[Jack sounds friendly!]

As do I. But will yelling really accomplish your goals?

/RUNS THIS TRAIN STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND

[pimp_hat]

Well, it be makin' feel bettah a liddle.

Did we hit pedestrians on the way?

[theycalledme]

Well that is some consolation.

May I ask your name?

One or two...or fifty I lost count

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas' anger is slowly seeping into confusion. How can this guy be so calm?]

It be Kevas. Who joo be?

/hi5

[theycalledme]

They call me Jack.

[Stoic samurai warrior at your service, Kevas.]

/hi5

[pimp_hat]

Right. Nice meetin' jah mon.

So none of dis be boddahin' joo at all?

[theycalledme]

If they are truly in need, I must do what I can to help them.

[So no, not really.]

[pimp_hat]

Can't say dat I be feelin' da same. Dere be mons back home dat be needin' me more.

[theycalledme]

Yes, I too must return home so that I may defeat Aku.

[...]

But that does not blind me to their plight.

[pimp_hat]

I ain't be tellin' joo not to help dem mon, but I gotta get back. Befuh I left I made a promise and I gotta keep it.

[theycalledme]

[If you could see him, Kevas, you'd know that he was bowing to you.]

I understand and I wish you well in your endeavor to return home.

Do you oppose Aku as well?

[pimp_hat]

[If you really knew him Jack you'd know he didn't deserve that kind of respect.]

T'anks mon.

Who be Aku?

[theycalledme]

Aku is a terrible demon who must be stopped. And I will stop him.

[Jack's eyes are narrow. He forgets that people can't see him.]

[pimp_hat]

[The name still isn't ringing any bells. Demons are a dime a dzoen back on Azeroth.]

I ain't evah heard da name befuh, but I wish jah luck mon.