I am trying to tear myself away from your eyes

[pilotspeed]

Post anything that you want here, and post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, your parents, boyfriend, anything. Just make it honest. Make sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post as many times as you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what others have to say.

Tell me all your secrets, bbs!

Comments

[anonymous]

Post my parents and boyfriend?
Anyway--confession time: I am a shopping addict and need to be stopped. Today I spent 95% of my already tight budget at B&N, so take my keys away and lock me up with pink furry handcuffs and Gaspard.

[pilotspeed]

YES BECAUSE I WANT TO STEAL THEM AWAY ALL TO MYSELF.
ahaha I probably set off your spiraling addiction with my posts about sales, yes?
I think you are still obvious, bb :(

[anonymous]

Yes it's all your fault. And I will tell my empty wallet that.
It's another part of my charm, don't knock it. AND DON'T SAY IT, YES I'M STILL USING ANONYMOUS COMMENTING.

[pilotspeed]

IT'S A SHAME YOU CAN'T PAY FOR FOOD IN TEARS. TEARS SHOULD BE THE NEW CURRENCY.
Yeah, yeah, I know. ANON COMMENTING IS HOT.

[anonymous]

OR SMILES, *GRINS*--WHERE BE MY MONIES?
For real, too bad so many people ban it on their journals, what's a bitch comment here and there when you get to play the guessing game with your LJ friends 24/7.

NVM, I hate this confirm you're a human thing. WHO THE HELL CARES LJ, JUST POST MY COMMENT.

[beheld]

Yuck I can't edit either, or get notifications. K, I'M DONE WITH THEE ANON.

[pilotspeed]

OKAY, BUT I MUST SAY YOU ARE RUINING THE SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

[beheld]

WELL YOU GAVE IT AWAY WHEN YOU SAID I'M OBVIOUS, I DIDN'T SAY IT FIRST THIS TIME. AND ANYONE ON YOUR FLIST COULD HAVE PROBABLY IDENTIFIED ME ANYWAY BECAUSE I'M OBNOXIOUS.
I CAN GO BACK TO ANONYMOUS IF IT MAKES EVERYBODY FEEL BETTER? ORRR MAYBE I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE, WE MADE A PACT TO SWITCH COMMENT IDENTITIES.

[pilotspeed]

SORRY I AM BROKE, TOO.
Oh yeah. Sometimes I do memes like these JUST to see if I'll get hate comments, idk. I think it's funny.

LOL I KNOW IT IS MY ARCH ENEMY. TRUFAX.

[beheld]

That's because you thrive on TEH DRAMAZZZ S.

Especially because I'm human and can't read 90% of them. I'm like "WTF IS THAT A D, A P? OR A SCRIBBLE? WHY CAN'T THEY WRITE THE WORDS CLEARLY?!!!?"

[anonymous]

OH AND YOU CAN HAVE MY PARENTS BUT NO TAKING GASPARD FROM ME. I'VE DRAWN THE LINE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, DON'T TEST IT.

[pilotspeed]

FINE THEN I WILL JUST TAKE JAMES FROM YOU.

[anonymous]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JAMESSSSSSSSS.
Fine, then I get Logan/Josef.