Heh, I plead the 5th..

[pilotlicense]

pilotlicense's LJ stalker is midnightkungfu!midnightkungfu is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

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Hahahaha the whole eating my food part was just great... :D