-3.5 ml- [Voice]

[pilot_princess]

[There's the soft sound of feet crunching in snow, as well as the soft clinking noises of things hitting each other muffled by a cloth bag. After a few seconds, there's a soft sneeze.]

Wow... I didn't know the mornings were so cold... All this snow is bothering me so much. [There's soft, shuddering breathing for a moment, then the footsteps and

Comments

[notinthegame]

What the hell are you doin'?

[pilot_princess]

Ow... my butt's all cold...

Oh. Why's it matter to you, Alkaseltzer?

[notinthegame]

Gee lets fuckin' see... because you have this strange fuckin' way of hurtin' yourself by just THINKIN' it seems.

That's why idiot.

[pilot_princess]

Shut up, no I don't. Plus I'm not hurting myself, the snow's just slippery and I slipped. But it didn't hurt.

It's just cold.

[notinthegame]

Yeah you do.

... same damn thing. Fuck if we had bubble wrap in this shithole, we could wrap you up in the shit. Then Shinji could stop worryin' so fuckin' much about you.

Christ.

[pilot_princess]

No I don't.

Shinji worries too much about everything. I don't know if you'll be able to fix that.

As long as I don't come back hurt this time, it's okay. And I'm not. [Small smug noise, followed by soft coughing.]

[notinthegame]

YES YOU DO.

Hn, could fuckin' try.

... yeah real fuckin' convincin'.

[pilot_princess]

NO I DON'T, ALKASELTZER!

Gay.

...ugh. Shut up! I didn't hurt anything. Just breathing in too much of this cold air, but I'm gonna go inside in a minute.

[notinthegame]

YES YOU DO, FUCKIN' BITCH!

[Hears an echo of sorts, and glances out his window and growls, opening it.]

YOU STUPID BITCH!

Get the fuck out of the cold!

[pilot_princess]

Helter?!

[She spins to look at him, gaping for a moment before smirking.]

In a minute. I gotta go up.

[She points to the sash hanging out of Shimbo's window.]

[notinthegame]

Cause that's fuckin' safe with a whole in your damn stomach!

If you fall and break your neck I'll stand over your dead body and fuckin' laugh!

[Hopes she does, cause he's a mean mean man.]

[pilot_princess]

I'm not gonna die. I climbed up Horton without anything on the window. Twice.

[And with that, she grabs the sash and tugs on it carefully, frowning.]

...might have to go without the sash here too.

[notinthegame]

... fuck that's pretty impressive.

[Watches her, thinking either way it'll be interesting. If she climbs he can stare at her ass, and if she falls he can laugh at her.]

Shinji'll bitch at you too.

[pilot_princess]

[She tugs on it again, then pauses, fixing the strap of her bag before grabbing hold, and bracing a foot on the wall.]

Big deal. He already bitched at me for not being in the clinic.

[aaaaand up she begins.]

[notinthegame]

Heh. Well, whatever. Have fun with your wall climbin' bullshit.

[Watches, head tilting up when and if she gets high enough for him to molest her ass with his eyes.]

[pilot_princess]

I will, thanks!

[And she keeps going up, pausing every now and then to cough. But she's definitely high enough for eye-rape soon enough.]