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[pilot_princess]

My 19th birthday is on Valentine's Day.

I want a party this year. With cake and food, and presents, even if a lot of people are here, and even if it's snowing.

Somebody, help me plan it.

Comments

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DemandingPrincess [DP] --

CA: excuuuuuse you princess

[pilot_princess]

What?

[lonelyglub]

CA: pretty demandin of you dont you think

[pilot_princess]

No. I had a birthday party two years ago. I would have had one last year but everyone got sick and frozen. And there's no blizzard, so I want another birthday party.

It's only natural, isn't it?

[lonelyglub]

CA: is a birthday like a wwrigglin day
CA: because i dont get wwhy you wwould wwant to celebrate it
CA: its just another day to lament on wwhat a failure you are and all the things youvve fucked up rest assured there are plenty of failin moments in your life
CA: its the wway it is for evveryone

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[pilot_princess]

Wwrigglin day? Is that some sort of code for something?

...or are you just hitting the w twice?

What are you trying to say here?

[pilot_princess]

[Orite, back on subject.]

Birthdays are for cake and presents and I always get to feel special. Haven't you ever had a birthday party before?

[lonelyglub]

CA: im hittin the ww twwice
CA: wwrigglin day is the day you hatch and pupate in troll culture and then you take on the many difficult and dangerous challenges that you face until adulthood

CA: no birthdays dont exist wwhere im from

[pilot_princess]

That's stupid. Stop hitting it twice.

Hatch and... pupate? That just sounds gross.

You should come to my birthday party. They're better than that Wwrigglin day.

[lonelyglub]

CA: no its not stupid its my accent
CA: and its not gross its howw all trolls are 'born'

CA: okay

[pilot_princess]

It's really stupid. You're typing words, you don't have an accent.

Trolls? Like those things that steal little kids and eat them? [Or everything else that comes with fairy tales?]

[lonelyglub]

CA: so its howw ivve alwways typed and im not stoppin noww just because you think its stupid
CA: one of my brothers speaks with a lisp like thii2 at least im not him okay

CA: no wwe dont steal little children and eat them thats fuckin disgustin

[pilot_princess]

But it is stupid. Why can't you just type like normal people?

..."thii2" -- what does that even mean? You can't put letters in words, it's not just grammatically incorrect, it's extra stupid.

Then what do you do?

[lonelyglub]

CA: wwhy not?
CA: hes stupid i think he wwas dropped on the head as a grub

CA: wwell thats like askin wwhat do you do as a human
CA: wwe do stuff like uh i dont knoww its kinda hard to explain i mean can you explain wwhat your species does

[pilot_princess]

Your brother was dropped on his head as a... grub? I'm guessing that means kid... So he's like... got a reason for being retarded? Gotcha.

Oh... that is kind of hard. I'm not a human either, but... I kind of get it.

[lonelyglub]

CA: yup hes special alright but dont say that to his face or it wwill hurt his feelers

CA: yeah so lets not ask ridiculous questions like that its just silly and absurd
CA: if youre not human wwhat are you