Nov 22, 2004 18:34
woo, dans coming home tommrow, and he went out and got me halo 2...
its gunna be sweet!
and i have no car, it sucks....
i had no brakes, at all, i almost crashed into my garage, i had to throw it in reverse and hit the gas to stop, really bad, and i forgot to tell him about everything else, like the windsheild wipers (how only one works) and about the blinker, and my rear view mirror, correction how i dont have a rear veiw mirror, and for all u who are laughing at this, i dont care, cuz i have a car and it gets me places i dont care how it looks...so fuck off!
penis!
"moral of the date rape story
it does not pay to be drunk and horny,
but thats the way it had to be,
they locked him up and threw away the key,
but i cant take pity on men of this kind,
even though he takes it in the behind..."