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ok. I MUST describe what happened today.
Feeney, Katie and I are walking down the street to maureen's car afterschool. Mckay had told us earlier how she and Sanjay had seen porno mags on the streets by school... and what do we find? a ripped out picture of a girl with spread legs and huge boobs. AHHH! we freak out. we show Mckay. we all laugh. we keep going to Feeney's car where we find MORE porno right under her car... we proceed to put one on her friend's car and laugh our ASSES off because she's gonna get in and see a huge cootch on her windshield. We drove off a little ways so we could hide and watch ali's expression when she saw it... when all of a sudden i look up and ANOTHER page of the porno mag was on OUR OWN WINDSHIELD! I started screaming and trying to open the door and jump out. Feeney slammed on the break and we all start crying laughing. It was totally karma. So I was chosen to be the one who would handle all the porno pages. I threw it out the window and we drove back down to where Mckay was to tell her what had happened. Sanjay suggests that we put the page we first saw on Joey's window *which is right next to us* So we do. and it stayed really really well. and it was the most nasty porno i've ever seen. we get back in Feeney's car... and watch it all unfold. Scotty and Joey arrive at his car, take 10 minutes to get in... we're howling in our own car... and when joey finally noticed, he just sorta picked it up. looked at it for about 15 seconds and threw it over his shoulder. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Then we listened to some FUCKED UP version of "Heaven" and it has a little girl that interrupts every few seconds to say "I miss you daddy." "I hate carrots" "My belly hurts"
Then I went to Pei Wei in my catholic school girl skirt and 7 in. stilettos.
I FEEL SO DIRTY!
Feeney, Katie and I are walking down the street to maureen's car afterschool. Mckay had told us earlier how she and Sanjay had seen porno mags on the streets by school... and what do we find? a ripped out picture of a girl with spread legs and huge boobs. AHHH! we freak out. we show Mckay. we all laugh. we keep going to Feeney's car where we find MORE porno right under her car... we proceed to put one on her friend's car and laugh our ASSES off because she's gonna get in and see a huge cootch on her windshield. We drove off a little ways so we could hide and watch ali's expression when she saw it... when all of a sudden i look up and ANOTHER page of the porno mag was on OUR OWN WINDSHIELD! I started screaming and trying to open the door and jump out. Feeney slammed on the break and we all start crying laughing. It was totally karma. So I was chosen to be the one who would handle all the porno pages. I threw it out the window and we drove back down to where Mckay was to tell her what had happened. Sanjay suggests that we put the page we first saw on Joey's window *which is right next to us* So we do. and it stayed really really well. and it was the most nasty porno i've ever seen. we get back in Feeney's car... and watch it all unfold. Scotty and Joey arrive at his car, take 10 minutes to get in... we're howling in our own car... and when joey finally noticed, he just sorta picked it up. looked at it for about 15 seconds and threw it over his shoulder. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Then we listened to some FUCKED UP version of "Heaven" and it has a little girl that interrupts every few seconds to say "I miss you daddy." "I hate carrots" "My belly hurts"
Then I went to Pei Wei in my catholic school girl skirt and 7 in. stilettos.
I FEEL SO DIRTY!