oo18. [Video]

Jan 20, 2011 00:31




[The video feed turns on showing a slowpoke sitting by some water in what appears to be a forest. It isn't exactly certain who is filming, or who this pokegear even belongs to till James speaks.]

So he's just been sitting there for an hour. With his tail in the water. Not wanting to move. Does anyone know what's the matter with him? He's always liked fishing but usually he'd give up after 5 to 10 minutes...

[James continues to watch his slowpoke with growing concern. What was the deal? Why was his slowpoke so adamant about sitting there and fishing? He was about tired of this forest and wanted to get to Goldenrod, he didn't have time for this!]



[But then, something happens. James continues to film and watch with unwavering curiosity. It took long enough, but jeez what's going on over there?]



[Seems like his slowpoke is evolving... In the most retarded way possible. What the hell, alright. Well he guesses that makes sense, just did it have to look so retarded while doing so? James honestly doesn't want an answer for that question. Because, maybe it'd be just like his magikarp, be retarded and then turn into a FRICKEN DRAGON! But from the looks of it--]



[--No such luck. Congratulations James, your pokemon just got 10x more retarded. Being embarrassed he broadcasted this whole thing over the network, he just silently turns off his video feed.]

((ooc: This is kinda suppose to take place around the 1st, I hadn't been able to get around to it. So maybe it isn't necessarily THAT backdated, but yeah this is backdated a bit.))

ilex forest, slowpok--bro!, what does how pokemon?, james rides the short bus, james derperland

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