Squirrel Attack 2009.
Yes. We've had a squirrel attack @ 2715 Dutton Mill Rd.
This morning whilst Noah and I were snuggling up in bed we heard a large CRASH! from downstairs.
When we went downstairs to see what may have fallen on the floor we were greeted by a large grey squirrel scampering about. Now, I enjoy a cute little squirrel just as much as anyone, but I DO NOT enjoy the idea of sharing a living space with one. So I grabbed my broom and cornered it in our basement which thankfully has a door that leads to the outside world. After about 10 minutes our furry friend was able to make his way back to nature. Hurrah.
He made sure to leave his mark though. The little fucker took a crap on my kitchen table. If I ever see him again I'm going to follow him home and take a poo in his tree. Jerk.
This morning whilst Noah and I were snuggling up in bed we heard a large CRASH! from downstairs.
When we went downstairs to see what may have fallen on the floor we were greeted by a large grey squirrel scampering about. Now, I enjoy a cute little squirrel just as much as anyone, but I DO NOT enjoy the idea of sharing a living space with one. So I grabbed my broom and cornered it in our basement which thankfully has a door that leads to the outside world. After about 10 minutes our furry friend was able to make his way back to nature. Hurrah.
He made sure to leave his mark though. The little fucker took a crap on my kitchen table. If I ever see him again I'm going to follow him home and take a poo in his tree. Jerk.