muahahaahahaa
ya know, I think emily and I would make a better reality show then anyone, were snobbier and well sometimes we say skankier things than paris and nichole, dumber than jessica simpson, more foul mouthed than the osbournes, have more drama then the real world, hurt ourselves more than road rules, get stuck much worse places than that survivor bullshit ( EVER SMELLED COALINGA?!), and eventually we vote everyone out of our lives .
soft like a boyfriend as aposed to being beat like a whore?
they have mcdonalds in india, they have to have one out in the middle of the woods
* falling face down at a party hitting head on washer and door knob BUT SAVING THE BOTTLE OF RUM BY HOLDING IT IN THE AIR (instead of blocking your face OR your fall)*
get up and take a shower cum dumpster were going to reno!
*dancing and singing as loud as possible to ace of base*
all the bases are coverd, it was 3 strikes your out, i like baseball apparently......
and I like dentistry?
upgrading from best friends to twins
*goes to race track mud ralley thing.... " THIS IS GUNNA BE AWESOME!".... warm up lap... get sprinkled lightly with mud .." were dressed too cute for this... lets go".... on way out stop and blow kisses at random driver waiting to go on the track..."maybe well stay?"....*
dont say that to me while were not wearing underwear
ahahaaaaaaha it gets better, but the mass amount of aquanet and rum have killed too many brain cells to remember.
soft like a boyfriend as aposed to being beat like a whore?
they have mcdonalds in india, they have to have one out in the middle of the woods
* falling face down at a party hitting head on washer and door knob BUT SAVING THE BOTTLE OF RUM BY HOLDING IT IN THE AIR (instead of blocking your face OR your fall)*
get up and take a shower cum dumpster were going to reno!
*dancing and singing as loud as possible to ace of base*
all the bases are coverd, it was 3 strikes your out, i like baseball apparently......
and I like dentistry?
upgrading from best friends to twins
*goes to race track mud ralley thing.... " THIS IS GUNNA BE AWESOME!".... warm up lap... get sprinkled lightly with mud .." were dressed too cute for this... lets go".... on way out stop and blow kisses at random driver waiting to go on the track..."maybe well stay?"....*
dont say that to me while were not wearing underwear
ahahaaaaaaha it gets better, but the mass amount of aquanet and rum have killed too many brain cells to remember.