Virginia is for Boring People

[pillboxer]

I tell ya, I can feel the fun being sucked right out of me. I'm starting to put work in front of play every day when I shouldn't be. I have no lady friends down here. I cannot imbibe alcohol lest I want to put myself back in the ER. What's next, Verizon cuts off my internet access because they feel like it?

This sucks.