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[Filtered from Edward and Bella (85% unhackable), a.k.a. a plea for help]
Why did I ever agree to live in the same house as Edward and Bella?
Because the sun's been up lately, I, ah...haven't been out much. I hate to admit it, but even looking at the mirror gets a little tiring after a while. So I've been forced to watch those two make googly eyes at each other all day.
Oh God.
He's now reading poetry to her. Poetry he wrote.
Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little.
So I just want to make a little request to anyone who happens to see this.
Get me out of this hellhole.
Please.
Why did I ever agree to live in the same house as Edward and Bella?
Because the sun's been up lately, I, ah...haven't been out much. I hate to admit it, but even looking at the mirror gets a little tiring after a while. So I've been forced to watch those two make googly eyes at each other all day.
Oh God.
He's now reading poetry to her. Poetry he wrote.
Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little.
So I just want to make a little request to anyone who happens to see this.
Get me out of this hellhole.
Please.