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Jan 12, 2010 22:48

[Hey Luceti. Look who's walking around the post-blizzard village wearing shorts and a tank top. Rosalie figures that not enough people recognize her anymore, and what better way to gain attention than to wear summer clothing in sub-zero temperatures?

Feel free to stare. She'll enjoy it.]

vampire perks, attention whore

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fightlikeacow January 13 2010, 17:34:53 UTC
Wow, that looks uncomfortable.

[He's talking to himself, but he's not speaking quietly or anything.]

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pileof_ashes January 13 2010, 20:21:05 UTC
[And thanks to the enhanced hearing, she catches what you say.]

Well, it's not.

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 03:56:19 UTC
How are you not, you know, frostbitten?

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:02:25 UTC
I don't feel the cold.

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 05:10:25 UTC
Isn't that called "hypothermia"?

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:21:28 UTC
That condition only applies to humans.

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 05:23:50 UTC
So you're not human?

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:25:57 UTC
Do I look like one?

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 05:29:43 UTC
Well, you're certainly not a three-headed monkey.

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:30:57 UTC
Definitely not.

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 05:34:59 UTC
And you're not all green or skeletal like a zombie. So yes, you do look like a human.

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:38:35 UTC
[Well, aside from the fact that she sparkles...]

But do you think I'm one?

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 05:46:22 UTC
Are you a superhero?

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 05:49:20 UTC
Quite the opposite, actually.

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fightlikeacow January 14 2010, 06:00:04 UTC
I'm not exactly a law-abiding citizen, myself.

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pileof_ashes January 14 2010, 06:24:25 UTC
[Best not to tell him what she really is.]

Care to specify?

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