016 // Voice [Fourth Wall Event]

[pileof_ashes]

[Rosalie hasn't left the Cullen House since Emmett was returned from his mallynapping. She was busy doing...stuff. Anyway, it is only now that Rose opens her journal, and what she finds waiting for her is utter chaos, to put it lightly.]

Someone explain what's going on. Now.

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[sucksathunting]

When you find out, do you mind telling me?

fff kiara <333

[pileof_ashes]

[...A lion. Seriously.]

Since when did animals have access to the journals?

♥

[sucksathunting]

[A TALKING lion. Lioness, actually.]

That's not an answer to my question.

[pileof_ashes]

[How sad is it that she's used to talking animals? It makes hunting quite difficult in Luceti.]

Why should I tell you?

[sucksathunting]

Because I asked nicely?

[pileof_ashes]

[Heh.]

Fine, I'll tell you if you stick around.

[sucksathunting]

[She didn't expect that to work, but alright!]

No problem.

[pileof_ashes]

...You're not from around here, are you?

[sucksathunting]

No. Are you?

[pileof_ashes]

Definitely not. Where I come from, animals don't talk.

[sucksathunting]

Animals?

[pileof_ashes]

Yes, animals. Like you are.

[sucksathunting]

I'm not an animal, I'm a lioness.

[No humans where she's from. No humans, no concept of 'animals.']

[pileof_ashes]

Which is a kind of animal.

[Who will out-stubborn who?|D]

[sucksathunting]

No, it's a kind of lion.

[BATTLE OF THE WILLS.]

[pileof_ashes]

No, a lioness is a female lion.

[o/]