Title: Twas the Night
Words: 1910
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language
Pairing/Characters: Pike/Number One, Cait, Boyce, Colt
Summary: It's not so much a Christmas present as a Christmas ambush. aka everyone is tired of Pike and Number One dancing around each other.
Notes: For squares 'Christmas-first' for
schmoop_bingo and for the pike/number one bingo square: "matchmakers & yentas: friends", so yeah, this is slightly absurd Christmas fic. Drunkness and overly meddling friends.
and lo, there was christmas fic