Really? Just, really?

Aug 07, 2009 16:42

Okay, I'm asleep at seven in the morning (after searching for FOUR HOURS -10 p.m. to 1 a.m.- for a POE in LoZ: Twilight Princess) and having this awesome dream involving DMC when suddenly I hear the oh too familiar tone of the Star Wars Imperial Theme play on my phone.  Of course, I answer, and this is the conversation in a nutshell.

Dad: Hey, sorry to wake you up at this early, but I was wondering if you would do something for me.
Me: (half asleep)  Yeah Dad?  What could it be? *cue sleepy tear rubbing eye scene here*
Dad: I was wondering if you'd wear a bunny suit for me to promote the shop here?  Wayne's not feeling up for it Saturday.
*INSERT RECORD SCRATCH SOUND HERE*
Me: WHUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAT?! *is now fully awake along with friend sleeping beside me*  A BUNNY SUIT?  FOR REAL DAD. D<

(This suit we are talking about happens to be the Bunny Bread Mascot that's always on the front of the bread.  That little blue and yellow bunny right?)

So, ending this conversation when Dad finally say's 'Oh sorry, your brother is going to wear it that day.' Then proceeds to hang up on me as my mouth is about as wide as a SOFT BALL and jaw all the way to the ground.

REALLY DAD? REALLY. notamusedplz

That is the last time I answer a phone call from my dad at seven in the morning.

the, what, hell?

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