retarded telephone conversation or why 13 year old shouldn't be allowed near telephones

[pikachu_esque]

Me: "Hello"
no answer
Me: "Hello"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "Is Richard there?"
Me: "No he is out."
Retarded sounding kids voice: "Where?"
Me: "I don't know. Would you like me to leave a message for him?"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "What?"
Me: "Would you like me to take a message?"
no answer
Me: "Did you want to leave a message for him to call you back?"
Retarded sounding kids voice: "No"
Me: "Okay. Goodbye"
no answer
Me: "Goodbye"
no answer
hang up.