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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mrsmozart's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I broke johnnygodhand's X-Box (-12 points). In January I put gum in toysrbiatch's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to wannabemilf in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-706 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Pikaboo25