D:

[pihasboobies]

-flails the fuck outside, screaming and clawing at his boobies-

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

-flings himself head first into the lake and screeches-

OUT OUT OUT

DROWN, YOU LITTLE BLUE FREAK!

-resurfaces and looks down for any sign of movement-