Things I have Learned from Children Pt. II
~ Wait until the very last second to use the bathroom. It is a GREAT idea.
~ When all else fails, cry. A lot.
~ A giant dog living in a volcano is completely realistic.
~ When you are trying to intimidate your opponent, do the robot.
~ When you get married, you are automatically rich.
~ Sneak candy into an assembly, your teacher needs more on her desk.
~ Kids draw really well...and anatomically correct...
~ It is a WONDERFUL idea to write swears in your journal--your teacher will never notice...like, when she grades it.
~ "You got served-IN MATH!"
~ "I'm not cussing, I'm just explaining why you shouldn't call someone a douchebag."
~ When all else fails, cry. A lot.
~ A giant dog living in a volcano is completely realistic.
~ When you are trying to intimidate your opponent, do the robot.
~ When you get married, you are automatically rich.
~ Sneak candy into an assembly, your teacher needs more on her desk.
~ Kids draw really well...and anatomically correct...
~ It is a WONDERFUL idea to write swears in your journal--your teacher will never notice...like, when she grades it.
~ "You got served-IN MATH!"
~ "I'm not cussing, I'm just explaining why you shouldn't call someone a douchebag."