Stay in Your Clown Lane ! (poem)
I’m traveling along this road again
At “Life and Opportunity”, when suddenly
A car comes from behind and cuts me off !!
It cuts in front of me, I had to swerve and brake
To avoid it clipping me. WTF?
And this is not the first time I’ve been cut off
In traffic, everything is unpredictable..
I drive slightly above the speed limit,
To stay free of other vehicles to avoid congestion
It’s like that ass doesn’t even see me.
What? Am I invisible?
The second incident is in a crowded parking lot
I’m slowly heading for the exit in a direct lane, when
An old lady cuts me off and pulls in front of me
Coming out of nowhere fast, out of a side lane
As if she doesn’t even see me. Not a care in the world.
Again, it makes me stop suddenly to avoid her,
I hit the brake, I hit the horn, but she just keeps
Rolling merrily along, ignoring the horn,
Oblivious to my presence.
So, I always drive with extra caution
To stay free of other vehicles.
There have been numerous such incidences
Over the past couple of years
So, am I that transparent to others?
Or, is something else afoot?
I hear the vax changes people’s personalities.
They suddenly lose compassion and cognition
Suddenly people you’ve grown up with
Or people you’ve known for years
Begin to behave differently, "not themselves”
They suddenly lose human compassion
Losing touch with that which is around them,
Become self-centered and indifferent to others
My two vaxed friends have become awful drivers.
I never want to drive with them again.
It is said the mRNA travels to the brain
And blocks the frontal lobe, like a lobotomy.
It feels like being in a Mad Max movie with zombies.
Let’s rename it Bad VAX or Insane Clown Posse.
All I know is, I don’t know, what it is. Anomaly? ~psp
What do Americans mean when they say, "That driver cut me off" ?
Hey !! That guy cut me off !! .[Spoiler (click to open)].Oh well, maybe I'm driving "too fast"...
Boing Boing !! Cut off in traffic.. this country has become overrun with car drivers - "Run !!"
(expletive)...X@!%&x-X0Qz!!!
Cautious driver.. totally aware.
dr. π (pi)
.
At “Life and Opportunity”, when suddenly
A car comes from behind and cuts me off !!
It cuts in front of me, I had to swerve and brake
To avoid it clipping me. WTF?
And this is not the first time I’ve been cut off
In traffic, everything is unpredictable..
I drive slightly above the speed limit,
To stay free of other vehicles to avoid congestion
It’s like that ass doesn’t even see me.
What? Am I invisible?
The second incident is in a crowded parking lot
I’m slowly heading for the exit in a direct lane, when
An old lady cuts me off and pulls in front of me
Coming out of nowhere fast, out of a side lane
As if she doesn’t even see me. Not a care in the world.
Again, it makes me stop suddenly to avoid her,
I hit the brake, I hit the horn, but she just keeps
Rolling merrily along, ignoring the horn,
Oblivious to my presence.
So, I always drive with extra caution
To stay free of other vehicles.
There have been numerous such incidences
Over the past couple of years
So, am I that transparent to others?
Or, is something else afoot?
I hear the vax changes people’s personalities.
They suddenly lose compassion and cognition
Suddenly people you’ve grown up with
Or people you’ve known for years
Begin to behave differently, "not themselves”
They suddenly lose human compassion
Losing touch with that which is around them,
Become self-centered and indifferent to others
My two vaxed friends have become awful drivers.
I never want to drive with them again.
It is said the mRNA travels to the brain
And blocks the frontal lobe, like a lobotomy.
It feels like being in a Mad Max movie with zombies.
Let’s rename it Bad VAX or Insane Clown Posse.
All I know is, I don’t know, what it is. Anomaly? ~psp
What do Americans mean when they say, "That driver cut me off" ?
Hey !! That guy cut me off !! .[Spoiler (click to open)].Oh well, maybe I'm driving "too fast"...
Boing Boing !! Cut off in traffic.. this country has become overrun with car drivers - "Run !!"
(expletive)...X@!%&x-X0Qz!!!
Cautious driver.. totally aware.
dr. π (pi)
.