The Magic Tool

[pigshitpoet]

The Big Shtik

Prosthetic dick, with new shtick,
Ball toys for girls and boys!
Multicultural prick setting
Jap’ for her pleasure!
Black setting over the top
French tickler, ribbed ~~~
‘for her pleasure’
Aye, there’s the rub!
Inflate, deflate, insert
retract, start, stop, vibrate ~
on half, enlarge, reduce, length,
telescopic leg,
thickness, hard/soft
Turn fluid injector on/off
Arthropod, tripod, borrow, beg
ferocity setting, annus dominus, bed head
jet setting, roll over and play dead, bed wetting
Gay setting, lava lamp, psych strobe, rainbow bridge
Glow light, glow in the dark, fudge packer
does the trick! Built-in flashlight, magic wand
find your way in the dark
Growing aggrandizement, shapeshifter dick
Big voodoo, tiki tiki Tahiti tits, atomic popcorn
For spaced aged bachelor pricks
Quick! Give me a blue pill, quick! It’s magic!
No, now give me the red pill, it’s making me sick!
I’m serious. Hike the ball, block the punt!
Anything to get into her cunt
Hepa filter for clean terminology,
for politically correct size,
for big missionaries on expedition
Love language in cultural linguistic translator
subcultural setting for illogical expletives
You fucking prick. Suck my cock. Eject!
Testicular, there will be a test afterwards
to see how you did. Don’t lie to me, boy,
Did you get the girl pregnant?
“Once you have tried black, you never go back”
You said my words right out of my mouth,
She wise cracked

Disguised as a lamp, on charging stand
For kids of all ages, Johnny Seven
(One man army), Swiss army
knife, does everything

Available on black market and craigslist
“Black corporation” amorphous
anthropomorphic balls
morpheus, mobeus,
Strip! naked ~psp

*Shtick by definition is - a usually comic or repetitious performance or routine



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