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Doctors discover that feeding Spam to Alzheimers patients rebuilds damaged brain tissue!
Connecting the dots so you don't have to . . .
While watching the alien movie Solent Green (1973), Dr. Emilio Whacko conceived of feeding brain matter to his patients in the form of
SPAM processed pig brains. "You can wear it like a hat, figuratively speaking..." Whacko argues.
Apparently a can of mystery meat per day feeds the alzheimers sufferer with pink pork for replacement of damaged grey matter.
Taking that theory a step further, scientists have also found that reconstituted human parts also have the same affect.
Although the actual cause of Alzheimers has still be be determined, scientists trust that recent findings can reverse loss of memory.
Doctors claim that baby boomers who listened to too much Pink Floyd in youth have developed Alzheimers and/or selective memory.
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind...
Alternatively, playing Mozart also helps Alzheimers patients regain their mental awareness.
Mozart Flute & Harp Concerto C major K 299 Neville Marriner
dr. π (pi)
♫
enjoy!
.
Connecting the dots so you don't have to . . .
While watching the alien movie Solent Green (1973), Dr. Emilio Whacko conceived of feeding brain matter to his patients in the form of
SPAM processed pig brains. "You can wear it like a hat, figuratively speaking..." Whacko argues.
Apparently a can of mystery meat per day feeds the alzheimers sufferer with pink pork for replacement of damaged grey matter.
Taking that theory a step further, scientists have also found that reconstituted human parts also have the same affect.
Although the actual cause of Alzheimers has still be be determined, scientists trust that recent findings can reverse loss of memory.
Doctors claim that baby boomers who listened to too much Pink Floyd in youth have developed Alzheimers and/or selective memory.
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
Click to viewEternal sunshine of the spotless mind...
Alternatively, playing Mozart also helps Alzheimers patients regain their mental awareness.
Mozart Flute & Harp Concerto C major K 299 Neville Marriner
dr. π (pi)
♫
enjoy!
.