Fuck! It's only Friday... Monday Morning Traffic 'copter
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"Traffic is moving slowly on the '99' coming into the tunnel both south and north bound, stay out of the commuter lanes or keep in the right lane then take the HOV lane if you have a dummy in the passenger seat... or just take the alternate route at exit Hwy '91' over the Alex Fraser."
"The Alex Fraser is blocked up this morning, slow due to rain, slow past the exits and onto the bridge, stay in the right lane to avoid construction along the bike lane across the bridge, then detour through New Westminster to the Patullo Bridge and come round to get to Hwy '1' and stay in the HOV lane, unless otherwise instructed."
"Highway '1' is moving slow this morning due to an accident by the Willingdon turn off. If you are trying to get downtown, there will be quite a wait, since most of the routes have construction on them and you'll want to go around."
"If you are fortunate enough to be up on North Shore trying to get off Main onto the Second Narrows, just shut off your engine and wait until rush hour is over, and you might have a fighting chance of getting home before tomorrow... we hope you brought something to read."
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