The Red Pill Makes Me Harder..
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Yellow - Ken Nordine
Psycho-analysis - Which colour is the right pill for me?
Подробности тут.
A Colourful Analysis... ..What colour of pill will you choose?
Yellow: Choosing a yellow pill, you dreamed of becoming a legendary author of a gossip column, or simply the world's best sales specialist. Now sick of thinking about these matters. The world is so full of pain, but you feel that would be like self abuse. You tried to become a therapist, and it turned out that the complete knowledge of a client's psyche makes your own treatment impossible. You find that men constantly think about sex, but that you are not impressed by the content of their sexual fantasies. So you decide to become a lumberjack. Living in a small remote hut in the mountains allows you to never talk to anyone and smell the little yellow buttercups. From living creatures you meet only rare bears. Each of them considers himself a good, correct bear, which you quickly learn to hate this cruel world of bears. You're not trying to save them from these illusions.
Green: When you take the Green pill you become transformation and are able to morph from one form to another. In the first case you become a Sparrow. You rise above the ground, for the first time in my life feeling truly free. Then you become a hawk, then you become a dog, then you become a sheep, then you become a cat and so on until you reach the pinnacle of the food chain, the great white shark in the hidden predatory depths of earth's ocean.
Blue: Yes, there is a blue pill.. You become a traveler. You see Florence, Jerusalem and Kyoto during one unprecedented day. You are, of course, teleported to the top of Mount Everest, and then to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Travel into the jungles of the Amazon, follow the wind in the Sahara desert to the South Pole. In about a week you have taken in all the sights of the world. What now? You go to the Moon, then to the desolation of Mars, then at Titan you declare, "Is this all there is?".
Orange: This pill instills knowledge. You suddenly realize how incompetent others are and it infuriates you. You continue to seek higher knowledge, become a super human consultant, walking computer encyclopedia, able to translate everything into Chinese surpassing all human expectation to the point of again becoming bored. You get a reputation as a genius and a monster. You had not planned on becoming King of Saudi Arabia, and take on urban planning with the passion needed to rebuild Dubai.
Red: If you choose the infamous red pill you gain superhuman STRENGTH! All that time working out at the gym seems to have paid off, yet you find you still can't get it up.. You google online 'red pill' but find that does't solve your problem. You are able to move mountains, stop moving trains, leap 40 story buildings with a bound, you start to think you're Superman! But you can't seem to get a date with Lois Lane, so you stop body building and go to strip clubs to increase your adrenaline then frequent night clubs and there you find all the action you need, empty, endless, hungry, meaningless sex. Sounds like you've got it made! You feel like you are being made, you feel like a John and join the porn industry to fill your bucket, but are never satisfied. You think there may be something wrong with you so you get another pill.
Pink: So you go for the softer version of red. In fact you find yourself checking out other men's packages. You were always pretty but not beautiful and you find other guys suddenly checking you out. You feel pretty in pink. You know you had to think before taking the red pill to get Super strength, which charms people when you reach out and touch, but drains all the love from you.. All you ever wanted was to love and be be loved, yet you find it is not as erotic when you can't touch anybody. You seem to have gotten the King Midas touch. You live alone with a bunch of cats but find they all hiss at you when you go to touch them. Then one day in a bar you run into a guy who has taken the red pill. He exhibits his strength before and you find that turns you on. Soon the two of you are together and living happily ever after.
Grey: What today is even more important than money? Technology! Here is what is most valued in the economy of the 21st century, right? Since you took the gray pill, everything comes to you in large proportion of the country's GDP that is produced at ATMs, issuing you money just on demand. Your luck ends at the door of the Bank in Kansas, where you are surrounded by a posse of FBI agents. You are the second person to hi-jack the Federal Reserve in as many centuries. Now you are adopted by Rothschild. You are suddenly saved and surrounded by ninjas who ask you to join their ranks. All your files are erased, the police, CIA and NSA haven't got a thing on you, because you are now the one programming and controlling the world central intelligence computer. And suddenly you turn your past times to 50 shades of grey, because you are so fucking full of anxiety of having to perform, and want to take it out on those less savage than you.
Black: You had to see it coming. No one chooses to take the black pill. You swallow it before even thinking. You simply want to go back to black. You heard about women who try black never go back, but this is not the same. Black in this case is void of existence. You just want to erase yourself and stop feeling and kill the pain. The key principle here is: If there is a choice between a and b, do you choose to carry on, or to end it all here? You've played those games before, but you thought you could just reset the controls. Nope. Apparently, it's GAME OVER! As your memory fades, you think of that autobiography you never found the time to write. There ends you.
Down the Old Rabbit Hole
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
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Click to viewYellow - Ken Nordine
Psycho-analysis - Which colour is the right pill for me?
Подробности тут.
A Colourful Analysis... ..What colour of pill will you choose?
Yellow: Choosing a yellow pill, you dreamed of becoming a legendary author of a gossip column, or simply the world's best sales specialist. Now sick of thinking about these matters. The world is so full of pain, but you feel that would be like self abuse. You tried to become a therapist, and it turned out that the complete knowledge of a client's psyche makes your own treatment impossible. You find that men constantly think about sex, but that you are not impressed by the content of their sexual fantasies. So you decide to become a lumberjack. Living in a small remote hut in the mountains allows you to never talk to anyone and smell the little yellow buttercups. From living creatures you meet only rare bears. Each of them considers himself a good, correct bear, which you quickly learn to hate this cruel world of bears. You're not trying to save them from these illusions.
Green: When you take the Green pill you become transformation and are able to morph from one form to another. In the first case you become a Sparrow. You rise above the ground, for the first time in my life feeling truly free. Then you become a hawk, then you become a dog, then you become a sheep, then you become a cat and so on until you reach the pinnacle of the food chain, the great white shark in the hidden predatory depths of earth's ocean.
Blue: Yes, there is a blue pill.. You become a traveler. You see Florence, Jerusalem and Kyoto during one unprecedented day. You are, of course, teleported to the top of Mount Everest, and then to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Travel into the jungles of the Amazon, follow the wind in the Sahara desert to the South Pole. In about a week you have taken in all the sights of the world. What now? You go to the Moon, then to the desolation of Mars, then at Titan you declare, "Is this all there is?".
Orange: This pill instills knowledge. You suddenly realize how incompetent others are and it infuriates you. You continue to seek higher knowledge, become a super human consultant, walking computer encyclopedia, able to translate everything into Chinese surpassing all human expectation to the point of again becoming bored. You get a reputation as a genius and a monster. You had not planned on becoming King of Saudi Arabia, and take on urban planning with the passion needed to rebuild Dubai.
Red: If you choose the infamous red pill you gain superhuman STRENGTH! All that time working out at the gym seems to have paid off, yet you find you still can't get it up.. You google online 'red pill' but find that does't solve your problem. You are able to move mountains, stop moving trains, leap 40 story buildings with a bound, you start to think you're Superman! But you can't seem to get a date with Lois Lane, so you stop body building and go to strip clubs to increase your adrenaline then frequent night clubs and there you find all the action you need, empty, endless, hungry, meaningless sex. Sounds like you've got it made! You feel like you are being made, you feel like a John and join the porn industry to fill your bucket, but are never satisfied. You think there may be something wrong with you so you get another pill.
Pink: So you go for the softer version of red. In fact you find yourself checking out other men's packages. You were always pretty but not beautiful and you find other guys suddenly checking you out. You feel pretty in pink. You know you had to think before taking the red pill to get Super strength, which charms people when you reach out and touch, but drains all the love from you.. All you ever wanted was to love and be be loved, yet you find it is not as erotic when you can't touch anybody. You seem to have gotten the King Midas touch. You live alone with a bunch of cats but find they all hiss at you when you go to touch them. Then one day in a bar you run into a guy who has taken the red pill. He exhibits his strength before and you find that turns you on. Soon the two of you are together and living happily ever after.
Grey: What today is even more important than money? Technology! Here is what is most valued in the economy of the 21st century, right? Since you took the gray pill, everything comes to you in large proportion of the country's GDP that is produced at ATMs, issuing you money just on demand. Your luck ends at the door of the Bank in Kansas, where you are surrounded by a posse of FBI agents. You are the second person to hi-jack the Federal Reserve in as many centuries. Now you are adopted by Rothschild. You are suddenly saved and surrounded by ninjas who ask you to join their ranks. All your files are erased, the police, CIA and NSA haven't got a thing on you, because you are now the one programming and controlling the world central intelligence computer. And suddenly you turn your past times to 50 shades of grey, because you are so fucking full of anxiety of having to perform, and want to take it out on those less savage than you.
Black: You had to see it coming. No one chooses to take the black pill. You swallow it before even thinking. You simply want to go back to black. You heard about women who try black never go back, but this is not the same. Black in this case is void of existence. You just want to erase yourself and stop feeling and kill the pain. The key principle here is: If there is a choice between a and b, do you choose to carry on, or to end it all here? You've played those games before, but you thought you could just reset the controls. Nope. Apparently, it's GAME OVER! As your memory fades, you think of that autobiography you never found the time to write. There ends you.
Down the Old Rabbit Hole
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
.