Natural Flavours?
Y'all Want Some 'Ass-Cream' ? - Who the fuck does this shit?
I will never look at the "ice-cream zombies" wandering the beach in the same way ever again.. What's more pleasing to our inner child than 101 flavours of ice-cream? For years, various food companies have been using "castoreum" to flavor ice cream and other foods because of its rich, sensuous, vanilla-like flavor. The problem? Castoreum is a fancy word for a compound extracted from the crushed anal glands of beavers. Not only is this stuff disgusting and inhumane, it's kept totally secret. Under FDA rules, companies don't need to include castoreum on the ingredients list -- they can just call it "natural flavoring." Gives a whole new meaning to the term "ass-licking".
Technically speaking, beaver ass glands are natural, and beaver ass gland flavor could technically be described as a natural flavor. What's more natural than beavers?
Yum-yum ice cream company, is in business for one purpose only - to make money. And of course, regulations exposing shortcuts and
money saving ingredients would make actual competition take place in the market. If we know that Yum-yum ice cream is cheaper because
it is full of rat feces and beaver ass glands, it will suffer in the marketplace, whereas if ALL we know is that Yum-yum ice cream is
cheaper, it would prosper in the marketplace despite its ingredients. Is it Yum-yum's job to make beaver ass gland-free ice cream? link
Beaver & Steve - 'Ass-cream' Liquers
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I will never look at the "ice-cream zombies" wandering the beach in the same way ever again.. What's more pleasing to our inner child than 101 flavours of ice-cream? For years, various food companies have been using "castoreum" to flavor ice cream and other foods because of its rich, sensuous, vanilla-like flavor. The problem? Castoreum is a fancy word for a compound extracted from the crushed anal glands of beavers. Not only is this stuff disgusting and inhumane, it's kept totally secret. Under FDA rules, companies don't need to include castoreum on the ingredients list -- they can just call it "natural flavoring." Gives a whole new meaning to the term "ass-licking".
Technically speaking, beaver ass glands are natural, and beaver ass gland flavor could technically be described as a natural flavor. What's more natural than beavers?
Yum-yum ice cream company, is in business for one purpose only - to make money. And of course, regulations exposing shortcuts and
money saving ingredients would make actual competition take place in the market. If we know that Yum-yum ice cream is cheaper because
it is full of rat feces and beaver ass glands, it will suffer in the marketplace, whereas if ALL we know is that Yum-yum ice cream is
cheaper, it would prosper in the marketplace despite its ingredients. Is it Yum-yum's job to make beaver ass gland-free ice cream? link
Beaver & Steve - 'Ass-cream' Liquers
; P
.