Traffic Cop and Chief Bylaw Enforcement Officer
I have recently noticed many people seem to be so self-centered
Oblivious of their surroundings, or others in their path
Maybe I need refer to this as urban dysfunction
There should be a penalty for that, trespass.
For instance, they are guided by (other) voices, while on their devices
Be it smartphone GPS mapping, traffic tracking, talking or smart car backing..
When pulling into a parking space they seem to just land any old place
Taking up two even three stalls, with doors flung open gathering all
The kids groceries and passengers whom they’ve brought along
So, there’s that. Then when backing out there is no shoulder checking
Simply relying on the rearview vid cam for obstructions in directional reckoning,
Which works against the operator who is dyslexic, left is right and right is left,
In the mirror of their heads, they forget to look ahead or shoulder check
And could be rubbing up against the vehicle to which they are next.
In the throws of urban parking, I have noticed much side-swiping
Brand new vehicles with paint scrapes on side doors or fenders
Moving like turtles upon their backa, unsure of where they're at
Maneuvering like drugged up slugs with snails on their backs
Wait! There’s more! So when they drive in any lane they seem
To travel in the blind spots of the vehicles next to them, again
Unaware of shoulder checking to see if they are out of view
Of their mirrors or vid cams in the adjoining traveling lane
So, often they will cut in front of to cut off other vehicles
So who grants them their licenses to operate these
Robotic instruments of transportation, like
Some badly programed video game ~psp
[Spoiler (click to open)]Auto Motive Rearview Camera and GPS Mapping/Tracking
Pong frogger 20/20.Lankeleshi XT750Plus Electric
Hindsight is 50/50
dr. π (pi)
.
Oblivious of their surroundings, or others in their path
Maybe I need refer to this as urban dysfunction
There should be a penalty for that, trespass.
For instance, they are guided by (other) voices, while on their devices
Be it smartphone GPS mapping, traffic tracking, talking or smart car backing..
When pulling into a parking space they seem to just land any old place
Taking up two even three stalls, with doors flung open gathering all
The kids groceries and passengers whom they’ve brought along
So, there’s that. Then when backing out there is no shoulder checking
Simply relying on the rearview vid cam for obstructions in directional reckoning,
Which works against the operator who is dyslexic, left is right and right is left,
In the mirror of their heads, they forget to look ahead or shoulder check
And could be rubbing up against the vehicle to which they are next.
In the throws of urban parking, I have noticed much side-swiping
Brand new vehicles with paint scrapes on side doors or fenders
Moving like turtles upon their backa, unsure of where they're at
Maneuvering like drugged up slugs with snails on their backs
Wait! There’s more! So when they drive in any lane they seem
To travel in the blind spots of the vehicles next to them, again
Unaware of shoulder checking to see if they are out of view
Of their mirrors or vid cams in the adjoining traveling lane
So, often they will cut in front of to cut off other vehicles
So who grants them their licenses to operate these
Robotic instruments of transportation, like
Some badly programed video game ~psp
[Spoiler (click to open)]Auto Motive Rearview Camera and GPS Mapping/Tracking
Pong frogger 20/20.Lankeleshi XT750Plus Electric
Hindsight is 50/50
dr. π (pi)
.