UP Prof Quotes
Prof Goldie Lim, Comm II, circa 1998,
first day of class:
"Last sem was the first time that I
gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
---
Sabi ni Ma'am Meggie De Guzman ng Zoo
10: "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian
tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak
ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo
habang gumagawa."
---
Sir Ebreo, Span 11 - discussion:
imperativo
Kapag magkaaway daw kayo ng bf mo, ang
sasabihin mo is "No me toques" (don't
touch me). Pero kapag okay daw kayo,
sasabihin nyo (with feelings and with
actions) "Tocame! Tocame!" (Touch me!
Touch me!)
---
isang CMSC prof...
"i hate repeating myself... i hate
repeating myself."
---
nagbigay si math 14 instructor ng
formula ng cosine law, tapos biglang
nagtanong.
"tama pa ba 'tong pinaggagagawa ko?"
---
Quote ni Sir Tuting: "Children are the
evilest creature in this planet"
---
prof abad: "Ikaw. Sa presinto ka
magpaliwanag! "
---
sir atoy ng histo I:
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman
dun."
---
from Dr. Recio:
"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway
ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA
LANG!!!"
---
Stories ni Ma'am Chei Billedo:
1.
Ma'am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm
bluffin
2.
"I don't give surprise long exams. all
exams are announced. Halimbawa, 'Class,
mageexam tayo,
NGAYON NA!'"
---
sir de jesus: "class, next week na lang
ung result sa exam nio, i am having a
hard time checking it. i will seek
first
the divine guidance on what to do about
it. class dont worry about ur grade.
let
me worry about it."
---
"The aim of policy making is to invoke
action! Because action speaks louder
than words! You do not just say I love
you. You say: If you love me, enter
me! " -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
---
(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date. Hindi
ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya..."
(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa
sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.
---
"You, you, you! The both of you three!"
-Capt Putol, UPLB ROTC
---
STP coordinator:
"Ano ba kayo! Ang iingay ninyo! Para
kayong mga batang street children!"
____________ _____
From our Beloved Terrorist Teacher...
...Java Man aka Rodolfo N. Duldulao Jr.
"I don't have to repeat everything
THRICE in this class..."
"I am the most unwanted/hunted/ hated
person in this campus"
--dahil sa systemone. XD
"Ang panget, panget mo! mas PANGET ka
pa
saken!!!"
---comment nya sa isang student.. shet.
panalo to!
first day of class:
"Last sem was the first time that I
gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
---
Sabi ni Ma'am Meggie De Guzman ng Zoo
10: "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian
tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak
ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo
habang gumagawa."
---
Sir Ebreo, Span 11 - discussion:
imperativo
Kapag magkaaway daw kayo ng bf mo, ang
sasabihin mo is "No me toques" (don't
touch me). Pero kapag okay daw kayo,
sasabihin nyo (with feelings and with
actions) "Tocame! Tocame!" (Touch me!
Touch me!)
---
isang CMSC prof...
"i hate repeating myself... i hate
repeating myself."
---
nagbigay si math 14 instructor ng
formula ng cosine law, tapos biglang
nagtanong.
"tama pa ba 'tong pinaggagagawa ko?"
---
Quote ni Sir Tuting: "Children are the
evilest creature in this planet"
---
prof abad: "Ikaw. Sa presinto ka
magpaliwanag! "
---
sir atoy ng histo I:
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman
dun."
---
from Dr. Recio:
"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway
ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA
LANG!!!"
---
Stories ni Ma'am Chei Billedo:
1.
Ma'am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm
bluffin
2.
"I don't give surprise long exams. all
exams are announced. Halimbawa, 'Class,
mageexam tayo,
NGAYON NA!'"
---
sir de jesus: "class, next week na lang
ung result sa exam nio, i am having a
hard time checking it. i will seek
first
the divine guidance on what to do about
it. class dont worry about ur grade.
let
me worry about it."
---
"The aim of policy making is to invoke
action! Because action speaks louder
than words! You do not just say I love
you. You say: If you love me, enter
me! " -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
---
(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date. Hindi
ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya..."
(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa
sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.
---
"You, you, you! The both of you three!"
-Capt Putol, UPLB ROTC
---
STP coordinator:
"Ano ba kayo! Ang iingay ninyo! Para
kayong mga batang street children!"
____________ _____
From our Beloved Terrorist Teacher...
...Java Man aka Rodolfo N. Duldulao Jr.
"I don't have to repeat everything
THRICE in this class..."
"I am the most unwanted/hunted/ hated
person in this campus"
--dahil sa systemone. XD
"Ang panget, panget mo! mas PANGET ka
pa
saken!!!"
---comment nya sa isang student.. shet.
panalo to!