bad times, nude photo
rough times lately! more so than usual, let me tell you. other day was walking through market. "psst!" i hear. "psst! pretty lady you come here!" i look and see giant hunk of beefy man shoved into tiny muslin wrap. swarthy, dripping face and thick fish-like lips. "me?" i say. "yes, you pretty lady. you come into dark alley with me." now, i think nothing of this. happens all the time in my land. nothing i can do about it, yes? so i walk into dark alley. "listen, pretty lady. i tell you what i do. you come, you take off clothes. cover your body in honey. i photo, yes? put photos on, how you say, internet." "i not know," i say. "no charge!" he say. so i say okay. you know, maybe carrot baby be proud of me. so i let him photo me! e-mail me for photos! only problem was many, many, many scarab bites. very painful, but turn me on a little. at least he not take advantage of me like everyone else. you know those photographer types. a little, how you say, haaaalalalalalalaaaaa, fruity. well, i become internet porn star, maybe! then i get out of middle eastern hellhole! if imam doesn't stone me first.