The Houses of Pigfarts
Hissyfits
- Colors: Green and Silver
- Mascot: Pascal the Chameleon
- Orientation: Gay
- A very cozy, inviting dorm with probably the most well-decorated common room of all the houses. Unfortunately, it looks like something out of a 10-year old’s fantasy. We’re very sorry, but decorators are hard to find on Mars.
Gruffalo
- Colors: Red and Gold
- Mascot: The Crimson Chin
- Orientation: Straight
- Your standard common room, only really notable in how spacious it is. It looks kind of like a cave. Or a lion’s den. Rumor has it Rumbleroar used it for his lair before he upgraded, so everything smells kind of like old cat fur. But hey, at least the beds in the dorms are really nice.
Shuttlecock
- Colors: Blue and Brown
- Mascot: The Todd
- Orientation: Bisexual and asexual
- The only common room with computers built right in. Aren’t you lucky? It has a sterile sort of feel to it, like this place was meant to single you out as strange. But that’s just your imagination getting away with you.
Huffa…whatcha…who now? | Undecided/Other
- Colors: Yellow and Black
- Mascot: Perry the Platypus
- Orientation: Undecided and other
- The smallest of the common rooms, it used to be a broom closet until we upgraded to vacuum cleaners and robots. But it’s also right next to the cafeteria, so you can sneak food more easily than any of the other houses. That counts for something, right?