GQMF
Alice proves once again she is a true artisan. Behold.
(language NSFW)
She's been getting into the spirit of the growing popularity of the "GQMF". For example, we found some writeups for Final Fantasy XII characters:
So she made one for our pet land shark, Bitey:
And last week she made me a Balthier costume to wear to ICON while she's gone:
...which came replete with a manual for care and usage:
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SKY PIRATE.
You think you can cosplay this bitch? Hell no not unless you got all
your shit together. Don't forget to get a bitchin pirate gun gonna
shoot some dumbass face. Might want a strap for that too so you can
sling it across your back. I put extra straps n' shit in the costume
box just in case. Don't know how long your hair gonna be but spike it
up in front and put on some piratey eyeliner. Fucker got pointy
sideburns so you should shave like that if you fuckin want to I mean
lookit that shit it's perfect. This hot badass gonna be GQ coverboy
every fuckin month so take that dumbasses.
Lookit that fierce closeup damn. The ladies be all over this sweetass
instrument a piracy. Here you can see the earrings and rings and shit.
Bracelets and blue/red glass ring go on your left wrist/little finger
and leave your sleeves unbuttoned.
You think you got mean? This GQMF got mean. Let him show you how it's
done. Lookit these motherfucking cutscenes if you need some
piratespiration. Holy shit fuckin pirates dolin out the bitch please
like they invented it cause they probably fuckin did.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep005.htm. Makin
Vaan their bitch.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep006.htm. Relax,
it's just a corpse.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep012.htm. Whippin
some bitchassness on the whinyass princess goddamn.
Quickenings cause they're quotable and fuckin funny:
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ffxii-balthiers-quickenings/62721
Don't forget to firaga some shit and take the digital camera (in my
desk drawer) and get someone to help you inta this righteous costume
and take lotsa pictures. Also bring some double stick tape or glue or
safety pins in case any motherfucking stitches come loose. Hot damn
the whole con gonna be sayin' shit, son, break me off a piece a that
gorgeous fuckin pirate.
<3 - Alice, GQMF
(language NSFW)
She's been getting into the spirit of the growing popularity of the "GQMF". For example, we found some writeups for Final Fantasy XII characters:
So she made one for our pet land shark, Bitey:
And last week she made me a Balthier costume to wear to ICON while she's gone:
...which came replete with a manual for care and usage:
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SKY PIRATE.
You think you can cosplay this bitch? Hell no not unless you got all
your shit together. Don't forget to get a bitchin pirate gun gonna
shoot some dumbass face. Might want a strap for that too so you can
sling it across your back. I put extra straps n' shit in the costume
box just in case. Don't know how long your hair gonna be but spike it
up in front and put on some piratey eyeliner. Fucker got pointy
sideburns so you should shave like that if you fuckin want to I mean
lookit that shit it's perfect. This hot badass gonna be GQ coverboy
every fuckin month so take that dumbasses.
Lookit that fierce closeup damn. The ladies be all over this sweetass
instrument a piracy. Here you can see the earrings and rings and shit.
Bracelets and blue/red glass ring go on your left wrist/little finger
and leave your sleeves unbuttoned.
You think you got mean? This GQMF got mean. Let him show you how it's
done. Lookit these motherfucking cutscenes if you need some
piratespiration. Holy shit fuckin pirates dolin out the bitch please
like they invented it cause they probably fuckin did.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep005.htm. Makin
Vaan their bitch.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep006.htm. Relax,
it's just a corpse.
http://videogamesheaven.net/video-final-fantasy-xii-ep012.htm. Whippin
some bitchassness on the whinyass princess goddamn.
Quickenings cause they're quotable and fuckin funny:
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ffxii-balthiers-quickenings/62721
Don't forget to firaga some shit and take the digital camera (in my
desk drawer) and get someone to help you inta this righteous costume
and take lotsa pictures. Also bring some double stick tape or glue or
safety pins in case any motherfucking stitches come loose. Hot damn
the whole con gonna be sayin' shit, son, break me off a piece a that
gorgeous fuckin pirate.
<3 - Alice, GQMF