Beaverish
Сохраняю для истории переписку в твиттере о бобрах.
Ленка: Back to the city and to the internet. Now, catch up on all the stuff I missed.
Лёшка: @Ленка Now get back to phone, or your beaver will go to another girl!!!
Ленка: @Лёшка I don't HAVE a phone yet XD and hands off the beaver O_O
Лёшка: @Ленка You'd probably find me dead earlier than with my hands on a beaver :)
Я: @Лёшка @Ленка Коллеги, я наслаждаюсь вашим диалогом!!!
Ленка: @Я @Лёшка He uses my beaver as a hostage. It's unacceptable.
Я: @Ленка @Лёшка The fun is to read this successively as metonymical, metaphorical and euphemistical beaver. And then zoological too.