the hawk
Jon Afro got a mohawk and is changing his name from Jon Afro to Jon Mohawk. He's going to post some pics online later this week. He said that ever since he got the hawk he's been taking less shit at work.
Jon's boss: Jon can you stay later today?
Jon Mohawk: No. I'll go home when my schedule says I go home.
I don't need a mohawk to have an easy day at work. I don't take shit anyway.
My boss: Brian, can you zone the Christmas stuff?
Me: If you hook it up with a hotdog, I'll think about it.
I ended up getting a free hotdog combo and I didn't even do it. When I know I'm not going to be working at a place for very long, I found myself not caring about what I say there.
There's this one lady at my work that acts like she's the boss and walks like she's hot shit. I forgot to mention she's got really long nails. I call her Wolverina to her face. She always tries to tell me what to do. I always have to put her in line.
Wolverina: Brian, you can't be wearing Heelys in here.
Me: I'll make a deal with you Rina, I'll stop wearing these shoes here if you cut your damn fingernails.
Jon's boss: Jon can you stay later today?
Jon Mohawk: No. I'll go home when my schedule says I go home.
I don't need a mohawk to have an easy day at work. I don't take shit anyway.
My boss: Brian, can you zone the Christmas stuff?
Me: If you hook it up with a hotdog, I'll think about it.
I ended up getting a free hotdog combo and I didn't even do it. When I know I'm not going to be working at a place for very long, I found myself not caring about what I say there.
There's this one lady at my work that acts like she's the boss and walks like she's hot shit. I forgot to mention she's got really long nails. I call her Wolverina to her face. She always tries to tell me what to do. I always have to put her in line.
Wolverina: Brian, you can't be wearing Heelys in here.
Me: I'll make a deal with you Rina, I'll stop wearing these shoes here if you cut your damn fingernails.