my sister's crazy kids
Alyssa is cheering at her first game tomorrow. She was practicing the cheer earlier and I couldn't stop laughing.
Alyssa: Strawberry shortcake banana berry split, we think your team plays like shiiiiiift to the left, shift to the right. Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
I didn't expect 7 year olds to be saying stuff like that.
We took Erin to her gymnastics today and I was watching Kyle and Alyssa. Some kid tried to bully Alyssa. That kid told her to give him some money. Alyssa told him, "I can't give you any money but I can give you an Indian burn."
That kid grabbed her arm and did some sentai pose and said, "my name's Cameron. What's up!"
That's when Kyle came in with the smack to the back of the kid's head saying, "I'm Kyle, what's up now?!"
I almost turned purple holding in laughter right there. Cameron went into a ninja roll to a kick to Kyle's chest. It's funny since all these kids were in gymnastics they're all in pretty good shape. I think I was the only one around that didn't have a six pack. Alyssa punched that kid pretty hard. He fell into Kyle's fist. Then a little black kid that Cameron was picking on earlier jumped in. It was 3 on 1. That kid got owned. Alyssa somehow got a hold of a bunch of coins and started chucking them at this kid's face. I kept looking around to see if any parents were going to stop this at all. Nobody seemed to care so I kept on watching. They ended up trapping that kid on the stairway. Alyssa did this one crazy move where she was almost doing the splits with one foot on each wall blocking the way down the stairs. I'm glad I went. I almost didn't want to go. Those kids bust me up.
That was the 2nd funniest kid fight I've seen since the kids fight club on Carlotta.
Alyssa: Strawberry shortcake banana berry split, we think your team plays like shiiiiiift to the left, shift to the right. Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!
I didn't expect 7 year olds to be saying stuff like that.
We took Erin to her gymnastics today and I was watching Kyle and Alyssa. Some kid tried to bully Alyssa. That kid told her to give him some money. Alyssa told him, "I can't give you any money but I can give you an Indian burn."
That kid grabbed her arm and did some sentai pose and said, "my name's Cameron. What's up!"
That's when Kyle came in with the smack to the back of the kid's head saying, "I'm Kyle, what's up now?!"
I almost turned purple holding in laughter right there. Cameron went into a ninja roll to a kick to Kyle's chest. It's funny since all these kids were in gymnastics they're all in pretty good shape. I think I was the only one around that didn't have a six pack. Alyssa punched that kid pretty hard. He fell into Kyle's fist. Then a little black kid that Cameron was picking on earlier jumped in. It was 3 on 1. That kid got owned. Alyssa somehow got a hold of a bunch of coins and started chucking them at this kid's face. I kept looking around to see if any parents were going to stop this at all. Nobody seemed to care so I kept on watching. They ended up trapping that kid on the stairway. Alyssa did this one crazy move where she was almost doing the splits with one foot on each wall blocking the way down the stairs. I'm glad I went. I almost didn't want to go. Those kids bust me up.
That was the 2nd funniest kid fight I've seen since the kids fight club on Carlotta.