I turn on the air conditioner and we will all be fresh
Things I have learned in Italy:
1. Nero was a faggot and did a bad job as emperor.
2. Always travel with people with disabilities.
3. Michelangelo sculpted the David from memory; he must have touched A LOT of men.
4. Rich Roman women were allowed to have affairs.
5. Adam Moskowitz does sound kind of like he has a British accent, although more like someone who does not speak English as their native tongue but was tought to speak it by a British person.
6. If you eat lunch in Italy, expect it to take up at least three times as much time as you initially think it will.
1. Nero was a faggot and did a bad job as emperor.
2. Always travel with people with disabilities.
3. Michelangelo sculpted the David from memory; he must have touched A LOT of men.
4. Rich Roman women were allowed to have affairs.
5. Adam Moskowitz does sound kind of like he has a British accent, although more like someone who does not speak English as their native tongue but was tought to speak it by a British person.
6. If you eat lunch in Italy, expect it to take up at least three times as much time as you initially think it will.